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#1245
July 19, 2012, 10:52:00 AM
Quote from: v3x on July 10, 2012, 07:52:42 PM
http://superofficialnews.com/bill-murray-kicks-off-party-crashing-tour-starting-in-august/

Just put a sign outside that says BILL MURRAY CAN CRASH HERE. Have drinking and karaoke available at your party. Pray to the gods.

Fuck, I think I actually owe him a little for that thing with the thing collectors. :lulz:

EK WAFFLR

#1246
July 24, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1247
July 24, 2012, 06:48:40 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#1248
July 24, 2012, 06:52:10 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 06:48:40 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.

Same story from the Irish Examiner. I have no idea if they're bullshitters of the same degree or not. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/crime/disabled-nun-sent-letters-with-white-powder-to-politicians-201730.html
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1249
July 24, 2012, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 06:52:10 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 06:48:40 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.

Same story from the Irish Examiner. I have no idea if they're bullshitters of the same degree or not. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/crime/disabled-nun-sent-letters-with-white-powder-to-politicians-201730.html

Irishmen report all manner of things.  Comes from strong drink.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1250
July 24, 2012, 09:02:18 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 06:52:10 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 06:48:40 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.

Same story from the Irish Examiner. I have no idea if they're bullshitters of the same degree or not. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/crime/disabled-nun-sent-letters-with-white-powder-to-politicians-201730.html

Irishmen report all manner of things.  Comes from strong drink.

Yeah. Alcohol and bar bullshit. They get tourists to hang upside down and kiss a big ROCK thinking it will give them the power of persuasion.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#1251
July 24, 2012, 09:09:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 24, 2012, 09:02:18 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 06:52:10 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 06:48:40 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.

Same story from the Irish Examiner. I have no idea if they're bullshitters of the same degree or not. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/crime/disabled-nun-sent-letters-with-white-powder-to-politicians-201730.html

Irishmen report all manner of things.  Comes from strong drink.

Yeah. Alcohol and bar bullshit. They get tourists to hang upside down and kiss a big ROCK thinking it will give them the power of persuasion.  :lulz:

Which has always led me to believe that they keep the REAL rock to themselves.

PT Barnum would approve.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1252
July 24, 2012, 09:13:30 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:09:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 24, 2012, 09:02:18 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 07:02:00 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 06:52:10 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 06:48:40 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.

Same story from the Irish Examiner. I have no idea if they're bullshitters of the same degree or not. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/crime/disabled-nun-sent-letters-with-white-powder-to-politicians-201730.html

Irishmen report all manner of things.  Comes from strong drink.

Yeah. Alcohol and bar bullshit. They get tourists to hang upside down and kiss a big ROCK thinking it will give them the power of persuasion.  :lulz:

Which has always led me to believe that they keep the REAL rock to themselves.

PT Barnum would approve.

Of course.

"Barnum" is an Irish surname.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1253
July 27, 2012, 04:56:58 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1254
July 27, 2012, 05:14:10 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Vaud

#1255
July 27, 2012, 06:17:54 AM
I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but I'd be interested in hearing thoughts on it.  Any criticisms?  Or does it seem pretty accurate?

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/global-warmings-terrifying-new-math-20120719
"Gee. He was just here a minute ago." -GC

Luna

#1256
July 27, 2012, 11:00:53 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 27, 2012, 04:56:58 AM
"Flordia". "Bible stories". http://www.torontosun.com/2012/07/25/florida-puppeteer-plotted-to-cook-and-eat-children-cops

First off, WHAT THE BLAZING FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

Also...  I'd be very interested in knowing how he got busted...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Sir Bearington

#1257
July 27, 2012, 11:40:49 AM Last Edit: July 27, 2012, 11:44:03 AM by Sir Bearington

Luna

#1258
July 31, 2012, 11:11:42 AM
Holy shit.

http://buzzflash.org/node/13636

http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2012/07/08/florida-accused-of-covering-up-of-the-worst-tb-outbreak-in-20-years/

If this is true, the Governor of Florida has been covering up the biggest TB outbreak in 20 years, while slashing health care benefits.

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1259
August 02, 2012, 08:16:42 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 31, 2012, 11:11:42 AM
Holy shit.

http://buzzflash.org/node/13636

http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2012/07/08/florida-accused-of-covering-up-of-the-worst-tb-outbreak-in-20-years/

If this is true, the Governor of Florida has been covering up the biggest TB outbreak in 20 years, while slashing health care benefits.

even more interesting, in my view, is the State's decision to return to the archaic asylum model for housing the infected.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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