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« Reply #1245 on: July 19, 2012, 10:52:00 am »
http://superofficialnews.com/bill-murray-kicks-off-party-crashing-tour-starting-in-august/

Just put a sign outside that says BILL MURRAY CAN CRASH HERE. Have drinking and karaoke available at your party. Pray to the gods.

Fuck, I think I actually owe him a little for that thing with the thing collectors. :lulz:

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« Reply #1246 on: July 24, 2012, 06:31:39 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'
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« Reply #1247 on: July 24, 2012, 06:48:40 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.
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« Reply #1248 on: July 24, 2012, 06:52:10 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.

Same story from the Irish Examiner. I have no idea if they're bullshitters of the same degree or not. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/crime/disabled-nun-sent-letters-with-white-powder-to-politicians-201730.html
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« Reply #1249 on: July 24, 2012, 07:02:00 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.

Same story from the Irish Examiner. I have no idea if they're bullshitters of the same degree or not. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/crime/disabled-nun-sent-letters-with-white-powder-to-politicians-201730.html

Irishmen report all manner of things.  Comes from strong drink.
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« Reply #1250 on: July 24, 2012, 09:02:18 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.

Same story from the Irish Examiner. I have no idea if they're bullshitters of the same degree or not. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/crime/disabled-nun-sent-letters-with-white-powder-to-politicians-201730.html

Irishmen report all manner of things.  Comes from strong drink.

Yeah. Alcohol and bar bullshit. They get tourists to hang upside down and kiss a big ROCK thinking it will give them the power of persuasion.  :lulz:
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« Reply #1251 on: July 24, 2012, 09:09:07 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.

Same story from the Irish Examiner. I have no idea if they're bullshitters of the same degree or not. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/crime/disabled-nun-sent-letters-with-white-powder-to-politicians-201730.html

Irishmen report all manner of things.  Comes from strong drink.

Yeah. Alcohol and bar bullshit. They get tourists to hang upside down and kiss a big ROCK thinking it will give them the power of persuasion.  :lulz:

Which has always led me to believe that they keep the REAL rock to themselves.

PT Barnum would approve.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #1252 on: July 24, 2012, 09:13:30 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177804/Catholic-nun-sent-envelopes-containing-white-powder-parliamentary-figures-including-Nick-Clegg.html

Catholic nun, 71, 'sent envelopes containing white powder' to parliamentary figures including Nick Clegg accusing them of being 'evil devil worshipping freemasons'

I laughed until I saw the source.  Then I belched and yawned at the same time.

If it's the daily mail, it's patently bullshit...Which disappoints me to no end, in this particular case.

Same story from the Irish Examiner. I have no idea if they're bullshitters of the same degree or not. http://www.irishexaminer.com/world/crime/disabled-nun-sent-letters-with-white-powder-to-politicians-201730.html

Irishmen report all manner of things.  Comes from strong drink.

Yeah. Alcohol and bar bullshit. They get tourists to hang upside down and kiss a big ROCK thinking it will give them the power of persuasion.  :lulz:

Which has always led me to believe that they keep the REAL rock to themselves.

PT Barnum would approve.

Of course.

"Barnum" is an Irish surname.  :lulz:
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« Reply #1253 on: July 27, 2012, 04:56:58 am »
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« Reply #1255 on: July 27, 2012, 06:17:54 am »
I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but I'd be interested in hearing thoughts on it.  Any criticisms?  Or does it seem pretty accurate?

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/global-warmings-terrifying-new-math-20120719
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« Reply #1256 on: July 27, 2012, 11:00:53 am »
"Flordia". "Bible stories". http://www.torontosun.com/2012/07/25/florida-puppeteer-plotted-to-cook-and-eat-children-cops

First off, WHAT THE BLAZING FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

Also...  I'd be very interested in knowing how he got busted...
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« Reply #1258 on: July 31, 2012, 11:11:42 am »
Holy shit.

http://buzzflash.org/node/13636

http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2012/07/08/florida-accused-of-covering-up-of-the-worst-tb-outbreak-in-20-years/

If this is true, the Governor of Florida has been covering up the biggest TB outbreak in 20 years, while slashing health care benefits.

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« Reply #1259 on: August 02, 2012, 08:16:42 am »
Holy shit.

http://buzzflash.org/node/13636

http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2012/07/08/florida-accused-of-covering-up-of-the-worst-tb-outbreak-in-20-years/

If this is true, the Governor of Florida has been covering up the biggest TB outbreak in 20 years, while slashing health care benefits.

even more interesting, in my view, is the State's decision to return to the archaic asylum model for housing the infected.
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