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Doktor Howl

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End of that delicious Fed gravy train.  Aint gonna get your free T-notes no more.

Junkenstein

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Charges-Half-naked-man-was-high-on-meth-while-driving-with-daughters-212364221.html?unu

QuoteSEATTLE -- The man who was caught allegedly speeding down I-5 crashing into cars with his two daughters in the backseat was not only high on methamphetamine and half-naked, he was wearing a womens blouse and prosthetic breasts, according to charges filed June 17.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

Did I miss the announcement that made the Anarchists Cookbook a criminal document?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-22983354

QuoteAn illegal document known as the Anarchist's Cookbook was also recovered from the computer, according to the prosecution.

I'm only slightly surprised given the state of the UK.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/06/20/us-palestinians-resignation-idUSBRE95J0MI20130620

QuotePalestinian Prime Minister Rami Hamdallah has offered his resignation to President Mahmoud Abbas just two weeks after taking office, an official in his press office told Reuters on Thursday.

It was not immediately clear whether Abbas would accept the resignation by Hamdallah, an academic and political independent whose cabinet convened for the first time last week.

The official told Reuters Hamdallah made the abrupt, unexpected move because of a "dispute over his powers".

A note on Hamdallah's Facebook page said his decision came after "outside interferences in his powers and duties".

Change you can believe in!
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Junkenstein on June 21, 2013, 10:26:37 AM
Did I miss the announcement that made the Anarchists Cookbook a criminal document?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-22983354

QuoteAn illegal document known as the Anarchist's Cookbook was also recovered from the computer, according to the prosecution.

I'm only slightly surprised given the state of the UK.

Back in the LSD Docs Disk's days, when I had it on 3.5 inch floppy it was considered highly illegal. Only reason I never scrubbed it tbh.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

I never knew this. I'll have to have a look at that.

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-06/20/x-ray-weapon-indictment

QuoteTwo electrical engineers have been arrested and charged in upstate New York for building a portable X-ray gun that they wanted to use on people they saw as anti-Israel.

49-year-old Glendon Scott Crawford and 54-year-old Eric Freight met each other at General Electric, where Crawford worked and Freight was employed as an outside contractor. According to the FBI, the two had approached Jewish organisations in April 2012 asking for funding for the weapon, with an investigation opened into them soon after.

Calling themselves "The Guild", the plan was to buy an industrial X-ray system and install it in a truck. The two men would then build a remote control and use it to fire dangerously high doses of radiation at targets they considered "opponents of Israel" -- including Muslims.

Controversially, by June, the FBI had an undercover source in place helping the pair draw up technical blueprints for the device, and helping them find components like vacuum tubes. The FBI also gave them $1,000 (£647) to build the control device, recording all conversations along the way.

A further bizarre detail involves Crawford apparently asking a high-ranking Ku Klux Klan member in North Carolina for money in October -- and the KKK member informing the FBI of the meeting.

Where to begin?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Junkenstein

Those guys who rent themselves out so privileged kids get round Disneyland faster are looking smarter every day.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/20/french-woman-daughter-sit-exam-baccalaureat

QuoteWith the Baccalauréat exam season under way in France amid endless media reports on stress, cheating and unbearable pressure, one mother who seemingly wanted to ensure the best result for her child has been questioned by police after disguising herself as her daughter in order to sit an English exam in her place.

The 52-year-old woman, reportedly dressed in Converse baseball boots, jeans and a lot of makeup, managed to be admitted to an exam hall in a lycée in Paris instead of her 19-year-old daughter.

QuoteAn invigilator who wandered up the rows of desks glancing at the candidates' ID cards noticed the imposter straight away, having seen the daughter sitting a philosophy exam two days before. She notified the head of the exam centre but, not wishing to disturb the other students, did not evict the mother straight away.

Only after she had been writing her exam paper for two hours did plain-clothes police arrive and wait outside the exam hall.

An invigilator gently asked the woman to leave. "Thankfully, she left with no difficulties," a lycée representative told Le Parisien.

"The 20 or so other candidates present didn't notice anything."
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

This article tells you everything you really need to know about human nature:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2013/06/20/193587906/a-surprising-barrier-to-clean-water-human-nature

QuoteSuccess, though, is a relative term. It turns out that if you test the water in people's homes in villages where the dispensers have been installed, only 40 percent test positive for chlorine.

Some people don't like the taste; some people don't believe in it, "Sometimes you're in a rush, or you're thinking about something else and you just don't do it."

This would be frustrating, says Green-Lowe, if it weren't so familiar.

"I've had malaria five times now, he says. "I have a bed net hanging above my bed, and I don't use it."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 21, 2013, 03:57:08 PM
This article tells you everything you really need to know about human nature:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2013/06/20/193587906/a-surprising-barrier-to-clean-water-human-nature

QuoteSuccess, though, is a relative term. It turns out that if you test the water in people's homes in villages where the dispensers have been installed, only 40 percent test positive for chlorine.

Some people don't like the taste; some people don't believe in it, "Sometimes you're in a rush, or you're thinking about something else and you just don't do it."

This would be frustrating, says Green-Lowe, if it weren't so familiar.

"I've had malaria five times now, he says. "I have a bed net hanging above my bed, and I don't use it."

Is anyone here surprised? No? Didn't think so. It's like we WANT to be wiped out. :P
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.