Random News Stories

[Junkenstein]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23954447

More than 300,000 attempts were made to access pornographic websites at the Houses of Parliament in the past year, official records suggest.

It is unclear whether MPs, peers or other staff are responsible, House of Commons officials said.

The figures were not all "purposeful requests" and may have been exaggerated by third-party software and websites that reload themselves, they added.

About 5,000 people work on the parliamentary estate.

[Junkenstein]

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/how-london-skyscraper-can-melt-cars-set-buildings-fire-8C11069092

Congratulations to the Britspags for constructing Archimedes' death ray and using it on themselves.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/how-london-skyscraper-can-melt-cars-set-buildings-fire-8C11069092

Congratulations to the Britspags for constructing Archimedes' death ray and using it on themselves.

My favorite part is that this is the second deathray tower this architect has designed.

[Eater of Clowns]

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/how-london-skyscraper-can-melt-cars-set-buildings-fire-8C11069092

Congratulations to the Britspags for constructing Archimedes' death ray and using it on themselves.

My favorite part is that this is the second deathray tower this architect has designed.

I know, it's beautiful.

My favorite part is that out of the thousands of people involved with this project, when he said "hey I want a big concave mirrored glass building" nobody just said "oh yeah, like the death ray!" which is the reaction I've seen from the only three people I've talked to this about in real life.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/how-london-skyscraper-can-melt-cars-set-buildings-fire-8C11069092

Congratulations to the Britspags for constructing Archimedes' death ray and using it on themselves.

My favorite part is that this is the second deathray tower this architect has designed.

I know, it's beautiful.

My favorite part is that out of the thousands of people involved with this project, when he said "hey I want a big concave mirrored glass building" nobody just said "oh yeah, like the death ray!" which is the reaction I've seen from the only three people I've talked to this about in real life.

Yeah, that's also pretty beautiful.

NOBODY OBJECTED

BAD DECISION, ENACTED.

[Cainad (dec.)]

One "accidental" solar death ray is a fluke.

Two means this guy is clearly a Mad Scientist who went into the wrong field.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

One "accidental" solar death ray is a fluke.

Two means this guy is clearly a Mad Scientist who went into the wrong field.

I would argue that the fact that he's done it twice is a pretty good indication that he went into exactly the right field.

[P3nT4gR4m]

He's melting londoners?

Wouldn't be surprised if there's a bit of tartan in that family tree

[Junkenstein]

Be honest, who hasn't wanted to melt someone?

The architecture of the FUTURE.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

THIS is the fucking future I ordered.

THIS RIGHT FUCKING HERE.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

BRING THAT GUY TO TEXAS

[Junkenstein]

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-morons-guide-to-alan-rusbridger-guardian

The first overt signs of the Murdoch impact on vice.

The article above is basically a piss poor collection of various problems repeatedly highlighted in private eye for several years and little more.

I wonder when you'll see a similar article regarding Brooks, or indeed any NI affiliated sources. 

[EK WAFFLR]

Taking things TO THE WALL

http://www.jpost.com/International/Kenyan-lawyer-takes-State-of-Israel-Jews-to-Hague-over-Jesus-death-321555

[P3nT4gR4m]

"Evidence today is on record in the Bible, and you cannot discredit the Bible," Indidis told the Kenyan Citizen News.

This guy is my new hero!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

http://www.nbcnews.com/science/how-london-skyscraper-can-melt-cars-set-buildings-fire-8C11069092

Congratulations to the Britspags for constructing Archimedes' death ray and using it on themselves.

I walked past there last week, but the sun wasn't as cooperative and nothing was on fire. I am disappoint.