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[Bu🤠ns]

Federal Election Commission to effectively shut down. Now what? – Center for Public Integrity ( http://tinyurl.com/yxhpwtak )

[Bu🤠ns]

So this seems strange if true...

@VickerySec :: Here it is.
This site is owned/run by a leading GOP digital operative. He runs systems on servers physically located in Russia, and advertised it.
Mitch McConnell is a client. Ben Carson is a client. Gingrich is a client. And many more.

Tell the world.

@fbi
@fbi
@fbi

Interesting follow up to this...
https://twitter.com/visionsurreal/status/1165437837652766721?s=19

THREAD:

GOP operative Ron Robinson who used Russian servers likely did *something* for McConnell, and I've a *strong* lead as to what.

There's a decent chance Ron got his hands on all the "GOP Data Center" voter profiles for the state of Kentucky.

I'll explain why. /1

[Pergamos]

https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1163589661677125632?s=19

So here's a pretty fucking crazy Epstein conspiracy take...

Haven't corroborated shit but definitely makes one get out the tinfoil 

It doesn't make any sense to me, who are these people?

[Cain]

Ghislaine Maxwell is a British socialite and former girlfriend/procurer of young girls for Epstein.

[Doktor Howl]

T Boone Pickens died. 

https://www.apnews.com/588a6427d1b24e6dba4587847d4cc209

[LMNO]

The data for the entire population of Ecuador has been leaked online.

I'm sure there's no need to panic.

[Bu🤠ns]

The data for the entire population of Ecuador has been leaked online.

I'm sure there's no need to panic.

Uh Oh!

[Cain]

I have to admit, my initial thought was disgruntled Assange fans but I'm glad to see that was not the case.

Still though, stop using goddamn outside contractors for handling every single bit of data, for fuck's sake people.

[chaotic neutral observer]

In local news, workers have removed 619 tonnes of pigeon poop from beneath one of our bridges.  Barriers have been placed to prevent this poopage from reoccurring, and 2300 pigeons have been delivered to their eternal reward.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/bird-poop-removal-bridge-1.5279525

[The Johnny]

In local news, workers have removed 619 tonnes of pigeon poop from beneath one of our bridges.  Barriers have been placed to prevent this poopage from reoccurring, and 2300 pigeons have been delivered to their eternal reward.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/bird-poop-removal-bridge-1.5279525

Can pigeon poop melt steel beams? Sounds like an inside job!

[Fujikoma]

Right, inside mah butthole.

EDIT: I met a dude in a text-based game who's gotcha phrase was always "Those cunts couldn't plan breakfast.", in that, as in many cases, the best and brightest are surprisingly incapable. He was right.

EDIT ALSO: Must add the "c" word is not meant to devalue females in any way, if anything, they are our superiors and will rule the world once nuclear war has destroyed male-dominated society. I for one welcome our women overlords.

[Doktor Howl]

EDIT: I met a dude in a text-based game who's gotcha phrase was always "Those cunts couldn't plan breakfast.", in that, as in many cases, the best and brightest are surprisingly incapable. He was right.

Capable of what?

[Fujikoma]

Well, we know they're incapable of breakfast. Complex machinations are likely to be out of their reach.

[Bu🤠ns]

So this seems strange if true...

@VickerySec :: Here it is.
This site is owned/run by a leading GOP digital operative. He runs systems on servers physically located in Russia, and advertised it.
Mitch McConnell is a client. Ben Carson is a client. Gingrich is a client. And many more.

Tell the world.

@fbi
@fbi
@fbi

New Yorker article surrounding this...

https://www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-of-technology/the-wild-west-of-online-political-operatives

[Bu🤠ns]

This was funny:

First, there was an announcement that Wohl and former U.S. Marine Jack Burkman were to hold a press conference on Burkman's driveway. There was a photo of an outdoor stairwell that had a large poster with Warren's face and a caption that read, "Elizabeth Warren Cougar?" The term "cougar" was obviously a ploy trying to state Warren was an older woman who had an affair with a younger man.

Wohl and Burkman have in the past made false claims of sexual assault about Mayor Pete Buttigieg and former special counsel Robert Mueller.

The claim against Warren began to fall apart, like the other conspiracy theories, soon after the press conference concluded.

But the best part of the story isn't that these jackasses got busted only SECONDS after pulling the shit, it was Warren's response...