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Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 17, 2007, 08:11:41 PM

Police are especially keen to trace the man with the sword who came to the aid of their officers, and have asked for anyone with information to call them.


You realise they only want to do him for assault with weapon causing abh. If they're real bastards they'll prolly pin interfering with the police in the line of duty and leaving the scene of a crime on him too.

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Starship, take me

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/16/070116173159.3yvt2yr3.html?56

Amsterdam to get statue to world's prostitutes

Amsterdam's red light district is reportedly to receive a bronze statue dedicated to prostitutes around the world.

According to the Dutch agency ANP, sculptress Els Rijerse made the statue at the request of a former prostitute Mariska Majoor, who a decade ago founded a centre on prostitution in the Dutch capital.

Majoor was quoted as saying by ANP that the statue would be a first of its kind and that it had received the blessing of the city authorities.

The statue represents a self-assured woman, her hands on her hips, looking sideways towards the sky, and standing on a doorstep, ANP said.

The precise place where the statue will be laid and its title have not yet been announced, it said.

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Quote from: Starship, take me on January 18, 2007, 03:51:51 AM
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/16/070116173159.3yvt2yr3.html?56

Amsterdam to get statue to world's prostitutes

Amsterdam's red light district is reportedly to receive a bronze statue dedicated to prostitutes around the world.

According to the Dutch agency ANP, sculptress Els Rijerse made the statue at the request of a former prostitute Mariska Majoor, who a decade ago founded a centre on prostitution in the Dutch capital.

Majoor was quoted as saying by ANP that the statue would be a first of its kind and that it had received the blessing of the city authorities.

The statue represents a self-assured woman, her hands on her hips, looking sideways towards the sky, and standing on a doorstep, ANP said.

The precise place where the statue will be laid and its title have not yet been announced, it said.

Also,
http://www.fark.com/

In a related story,a first statue honoring pimps will be place near the statue of the prostitute.
The pimp statues title will be "That ho better have my money".
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Cain

Hillary Clinton announces she wants to run for the Presidency, snakes flee to Australian urban areas (the connection between these two stories is unknown).

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did she finnaly officially announce?
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Suu

Yeah, I saw it today on CNN on my way into work.

...I totally want to vote for her.  :lol: Unless Nader runs again.
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Hillary = Bush in a skirt.  Seriously.  She isn't so much a Dem hawk as a batshit insane reincarnation of Maggie Thatcher.

Suu

Quote from: Cain on January 20, 2007, 06:32:05 PM
She isn't so much a Dem hawk as a batshit insane reincarnation of Maggie Thatcher.

QOTD!
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Quote from: Cain on January 20, 2007, 06:32:05 PM
Hillary = Bush in a skirt. Seriously. She isn't so much a Dem hawk as a batshit insane reincarnation of Maggie Thatcher.

Thank you for saying that.  :mittens:

I've never been able to stomach her.  Her husband I'll take over a million of her.  /hyperbole because I can

Cain


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Quote from: Cain on January 20, 2007, 06:32:05 PM
a batshit insane reincarnation of Maggie Thatcher.

That has to be either a split infinitive or an oxymoron or some shit. Can't stand the implication that Thatcher wasn't batshit insane.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

Hillary Clinton = worst thing ever.

This is a bold statement, but I would consider reelecting Bush a third term before I voted for Hillary.
Thats a bit far but you get my point....

Only candidate worth a fuck so far = Barrack Obama
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Cain

Actually, Obama also wants to start WW3 in the Middle East.  Plus, the fact his name sounds like Osama and he went to a Muslim school will kill his chances of votes in the red states.

hunter s.durden

Even a lot of democratic voters won't vote for a black guy named Obama.
I'm still crossing my fingers. He's still the best potential candidate of any party so far.
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Cain

What about the New Mexico dude?  I know nothing about his policies, what is he like?