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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #60 on: January 22, 2007, 05:54:40 pm »
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 22, 2007, 05:46:08 pm
I genuinely don't care about immigration policy.
I'm just going to let someone else formulate my opinion on it.
Any takers? Next thing that sounds good is my new opinion on immigration.


Even though triple zero already "won" I suggest:

We line up illegal immigrants who are already in the country
next to immigrants who want to come in (illegally)
and they duke it out, one on one. If a Mexican who wants to hop the fence can beat up a Mexican lawn mower that lives in an apartment with eleven other dudes, he has earned his spot and the lawn mower gets ejected.

I think this will make Texas and California into very exciting places.

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« Reply #61 on: January 22, 2007, 05:57:16 pm »
You shoulda typed faster.

Immigration: It's for cool kids!
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« Reply #62 on: January 22, 2007, 05:57:23 pm »
And Rupert Murdoch will turn that into a reality game show.
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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #63 on: January 22, 2007, 08:59:23 pm »
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 22, 2007, 05:46:08 pm
I genuinely don't care about immigration policy.
I'm just going to let someone else formulate my opinion on it.
Any takers? Next thing that sounds good is my new opinion on immigration.


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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #64 on: January 22, 2007, 09:52:35 pm »
Quote from: Cain on January 22, 2007, 05:57:23 pm
And Rupert Murdoch will turn that into a reality game show.

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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #65 on: January 22, 2007, 09:57:12 pm »
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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #66 on: January 23, 2007, 06:30:08 pm »
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/canada_france_quebec

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« Reply #67 on: January 23, 2007, 06:56:16 pm »
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Quebec has held two referendums on independence -- in 1980 and 1995 -- and both times a majority was opposed.

If I remember correctly that vote in 95 was really, really close.  Like 49/51 or something like that. 
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« Reply #68 on: January 23, 2007, 06:58:26 pm »
They're starting that shit again? I don't want to have to use my passport to go from Ontario to Quebec when up there! It's bad enough we need one now to even GET to Canada.
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« Reply #69 on: January 23, 2007, 06:58:52 pm »
Is Canada becoming as touchy as their Chinese overlords nowadays?  "Interferring in our affairs" sounds very close to "subverting our sovereignty", the Chinese Communist party code phrase for piss off.
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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #70 on: January 23, 2007, 06:59:49 pm »
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2007, 06:58:52 pm
"subverting our sovereignty", the Chinese Communist party code phrase for piss off.

I think I'm going to start using that around the office when I don't want to be bothered.
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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #71 on: January 23, 2007, 07:00:48 pm »
I think you need nukes to make it work.
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Re: Random News Stories
« Reply #72 on: January 23, 2007, 07:01:13 pm »
Quote from: Cain on January 23, 2007, 06:58:52 pm
Is Canada becoming as touchy as their Chinese overlords nowadays?  "Interferring in our affairs" sounds very close to "subverting our sovereignty", the Chinese Communist party code phrase for piss off.

Local politics
The Prime minister looks incredibly bad with this Quebec as a seperate nation shit
so hes trying to look more hard stanced on the issue
his poll numbers are dropping slightly, looking bad on foreign affairs and the quebec issue
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« Reply #73 on: January 23, 2007, 07:01:42 pm »
Quebec is a real flash point in Canada if there is one.  I can see why.  It would be kind of inconvenient to have a massive sovereign nation cutting your nation in two.  But, then there is my Quebecois heritage that enjoys the "fuck you" attitude of the Sovereign Quebec movement.  
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« Reply #74 on: January 23, 2007, 07:02:08 pm »
He should get his deputy PM to have an affair.  That always takes the heat off the PM.
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