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Testamonial:  And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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Started by Thurnez Isa, December 29, 2006, 04:11:55 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#285
April 08, 2007, 04:25:06 AM
Poor GIGGLES will never get a job as a dentist again...

Payne

#286
April 08, 2007, 04:30:31 AM

AFK

#288
April 09, 2007, 02:08:28 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#289
April 09, 2007, 02:49:58 PM
ZOMG A WOMAN SAILOR WAS CAUGHT BY THE IRANIANS!!!!  NEVER MIND THAT TWO WOMEN SOLDIERS GOT ICED IN BASRA LAST WEEK, ALONG WITH TWO MALE BUT EQUALLY DEAD SOLDIERS, A FUCKING WOMAN WAS CAPTURED BY IRAN!!!! AND SHE WAS MADE TO WEAR A HEADDRESS AND SMOKE AND EVERYTHING!!! OMG CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT!?!?  THIS IS BREAKING NEWS RIGHT NOW!!!

[/BBC/SKY/C4/ITV/C5 news for every day of the past week]

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#290
April 09, 2007, 02:56:38 PM
zOMG!@

THANK YUO FOR DELIVERING THE NEWS THAT MATTERS MEDIA CONGLOMERATES!

Cain

#291
April 09, 2007, 02:58:39 PM
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Oh, and the rich got another tax cut and some other none woman sailor stuff happened.  This is your daily news round up!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#292
April 09, 2007, 03:03:32 PM
Wait... what was that about the rich?
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:tgrr:

BREAKING NEWS: VAPID POP STAR DOES SOMETHING!
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:nigel:

OMG! WHAT? LOL!
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P3nT4gR4m

#293
April 09, 2007, 03:05:48 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 09, 2007, 03:03:32 PM

BREAKING NEWS: VAPID POP STAR DOES SOMETHING!
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ZOMG!!! I can't believe it, quick, pass my cellphone I have to vote on this.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#294
April 10, 2007, 12:24:51 PM

Triple Zero

#296
April 11, 2007, 04:15:25 PM
Post Goatse, And Go To Jail

http://sla.ckers.org/forum/read.php?11,9714
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#297
April 11, 2007, 04:41:08 PM
the last three posts were all excellent reads. Thanks, dudes.



the bike confiscation has me all pissed off now

and if this goatse thing explodes, we're all going to jail.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#298
April 11, 2007, 04:42:57 PM
Who's we? I've never done anything illegal.

Cain

#299
April 11, 2007, 04:43:01 PM
I may be going to jail anyway.

I just sent an abusive email to our new SU president, calling him, among other things "a Stalinist cunt".

My luck has to start running out now.  The only person I havent pissed off is the Rector and thats because I'm saving that story for the papers.
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