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Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."


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Jenne

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 22, 2007, 07:25:12 PM
fucking gorillas!

That may/may not have been his reasoning for dragging off and biting the woman...jungle lurv.

Cain

President to become Dictator in face of a crisis

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=22081

Read it and weep.  Got passed over a week ago, too.

Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2007, 09:41:42 PM
President to become Dictator in face of a crisis

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=22081

Read it and weep.  Got passed over a week ago, too.

spreading word
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Suu

*blinks*

They did this in STAR WARS! Jar-Jar gave emergency powers to Chancellor Palpatine, the rest is history.


Oh snap. Thread ruined.  :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

This has been a while coming, actually, but where it'll backfire on the assholes is when their "learned colleague" from across the aisle is in power.  Then the shit will come a-flying.

Ain't nobody from the red states wants Dictator Hillary.

Cain

Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 23, 2007, 09:45:12 PM
*blinks*

They did this in STAR WARS! Jar-Jar gave emergency powers to Chancellor Palpatine, the rest is history.


Oh snap. Thread ruined.  :lulz:

They may have also done it in a well known blockbuster film called The Rise of Nazi Germany, which not many people know is based on Star Wars.   8)

Also, in general, that link is pretty fantastic and has some of the most well-balanced and thought out current affairs articles I have seen on the net.

Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Jenne on May 23, 2007, 09:49:27 PM
This has been a while coming, actually, but where it'll backfire on the assholes is when their "learned colleague" from across the aisle is in power.  Then the shit will come a-flying.

Ain't nobody from the red states wants Dictator Hillary.

I don't know
they have been setting the ground works for this for a long time
There have been time I wouldn't have thought they would actually be able to do it, but ... and with almost no real media opposition
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

That One Guy

Quote from: Jenne on May 23, 2007, 09:49:27 PM
This has been a while coming, actually, but where it'll backfire on the assholes is when their "learned colleague" from across the aisle is in power.  Then the shit will come a-flying.

Ain't nobody from the red states wants Dictator Hillary.

Unless of course they shoe-horn some random "crisis" that can trigger those powers before the next election. Hmmmm ... didn't they "release" info regarding plans for another Al-Qaida attack on the US?

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2007, 09:41:42 PM
President to become Dictator in face of a crisis

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=22081

Read it and weep.  Got passed over a week ago, too.

Thank god for that. Now the missing kid story is making sense to me.

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Suu

Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2007, 09:51:28 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 23, 2007, 09:45:12 PM
*blinks*

They did this in STAR WARS! Jar-Jar gave emergency powers to Chancellor Palpatine, the rest is history.


Oh snap. Thread ruined.  :lulz:

They may have also done it in a well known blockbuster film called The Rise of Nazi Germany, which not many people know is based on Star Wars.   8)

Also, in general, that link is pretty fantastic and has some of the most well-balanced and thought out current affairs articles I have seen on the net.


ZOMG. The Nazi's stole EVERYTHING from Star Wars!!!! Even 50 years PRIOR. Damn them!  :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

Quote from: That One Guy on May 23, 2007, 09:54:06 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 23, 2007, 09:49:27 PM
This has been a while coming, actually, but where it'll backfire on the assholes is when their "learned colleague" from across the aisle is in power.  Then the shit will come a-flying.

Ain't nobody from the red states wants Dictator Hillary.

Unless of course they shoe-horn some random "crisis" that can trigger those powers before the next election. Hmmmm ... didn't they "release" info regarding plans for another Al-Qaida attack on the US?

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

Iran is allegedly planning a summer offensive in Iraq.  Never mind its bollocks, thats the claim.

theCalmpsychopath

Quote from: SillyCybin on May 23, 2007, 09:56:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 23, 2007, 09:41:42 PM
President to become Dictator in face of a crisis

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=22081

Read it and weep.  Got passed over a week ago, too.

Thank god for that. Now the missing kid story is making sense to me.
wait, did that get passed?
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