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P3nT4gR4m

Alkidda has wmds hidden in new york  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

theCalmpsychopath

oh noes! Al qaeda is trying to destroy our corn!
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

P3nT4gR4m

Yup - better make A retard the uber-fuhrer. It's either that or doom  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Thurnez Isa




before anyone asks

no, I dont know why I put a bond villian in there
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Jenne

is this the one you've been working on?

Thurnez Isa

no

the one I was working on was complete failure

that was just something I was doring to try something out
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

saint aini

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 24, 2007, 04:39:26 AM



before anyone asks

no, I dont know why I put a bond villian in there

Cf. the principia on saints other than second class... fictional characters are more capable of perfection.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Cain

Chagos Islanders may be able to return home!

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/legal/article2578474.ece

About the single most disgusting thing the British government has done to its own citizens in the last 40 years.

Of course, its not over yet.  The Foreign Office appeal may yet succeed.  I hope not, however.

Cain

Now, from Our Correspondent for LOL, another BNP protest!

QuoteTwo BNP councillors staged an impromptu walkout from Sandwell Council last night in protest at Sikh becoming mayor.  They claim his appointment breaches the Magna Carta  - but now face an enquiry by the local government standards board.

Simon Smith (who represents Great Bridge) and Carl Butler (Tividale) insist that they didn,Äôt leave the chamber during the vote to appoint Gurcharan ,ÄúSid,Äù Sidhu as first citizen ,Äì but Butler admits they did retire to an area close to the public gallery for a ,Äúcoffee break,Äù.

He claims that under the Magna Carta ,Äì which was written in 1215 and forms the basis of England,Äôs constitution - ,Äúforeigners,Äù are banned from holding public office.

Quite how this applies to ,ÄúSid,Äù, who,Äôs been a British citizen for 44 years ,Äì isn,Äôt clear, but as Butler is happy to explain, he believes that even people who are born in this country should be disqualified from public life if they are of African or Asian heritage.

,ÄúThat,Äôs not racist it,Äôs realist,Äù, he told us.

,ÄúThe Magna Carta states that no foreigner should take public office and that,Äôs our view.  There,Äôs no personal animosity, he just shouldn,Äôt be mayor,Äù.

That One Guy

Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2007, 11:09:22 AM
,ÄúThat,Äôs not racist it,Äôs realist,Äù, he told us.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:lulz: :lulz:

Someone hand that man a dictionary, preferably an unabridged, in as violent a manner as possible.
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Cain

Also, the Magna Carta, which was written by French foreigners, states no such thing.  Which makes it even funnier.

LMNO

Quote from: That One Guy on May 24, 2007, 02:08:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2007, 11:09:22 AM
,ÄúThat,Äôs not racist it,Äôs realist,Äù, he told us.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:lulz: :lulz:

Someone hand that man a dictionary, preferably an unabridged, in as violent a manner as possible.


Best threat of physical violence EVAR.

That One Guy

People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Cramulus