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#450
May 24, 2007, 03:18:09 PM
I really hate that paperclip guy. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#451
May 24, 2007, 03:19:50 PM

DJRubberducky

#452
May 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
That thing looks like it'd be Saddam Hussein's bitch.

[/pop-culture-reference]
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Cramulus

#453
May 24, 2007, 03:32:32 PM

P3nT4gR4m

#454
May 24, 2007, 05:49:34 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#455
May 24, 2007, 05:51:48 PM
heh orang cutang :)

do they all look like this? or is this an especially fat one?

lotsa apes escaping and mauling people these days .. I WONDER IF THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#456
May 24, 2007, 05:55:07 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 24, 2007, 05:51:48 PM
heh orang cutang :)

do they all look like this? or is this an especially fat one?

lotsa apes escaping and mauling people these days .. I WONDER IF THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING

I think it's a reall old one but yeah, it's a characteristic male. They're kinda pot belly shaped with ridiculously long comedy arms. What surprised me is that orang utans kinda have a rep for being real amiable apes, unlike chimps and gorillas who you'd almost expect this kind of behaviour from.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#457
May 24, 2007, 05:59:31 PM
well he looks strong as fuck, wouldn't want to mess with him
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

#458
May 25, 2007, 11:13:55 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

#459
May 26, 2007, 12:15:24 AM
just pretend it's like disneyland. they also don't tell you donald duck's a made up story right :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

#460
May 26, 2007, 12:34:46 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070525/ap_on_fe_st/odd_snakes_on_a_plane

:lulz: Mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Payne

#461
May 29, 2007, 03:10:13 PM
possible posted already.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pressass/20070529/ten-woman-to-donate-kidney-in-tv-show-5f8abb3.html

But i couldn't remember, so here it is again for your edification.

Suu

#462
May 29, 2007, 03:32:46 PM
Next, when HIMEOBS takes over reality TV...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#463
May 29, 2007, 03:40:57 PM
Celebrity chainsaw juggling FTW!

No training provided and no safety measures taken. Just a bunch of celebrities, kidnapped and taken to a secret remote location and persuaded, at gunpoint if necessary, to keep 15 chainsaws up in the air for as long as they can.






I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

guest7654

#464
May 30, 2007, 12:25:36 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070529/ap_on_he_me/un_hookah_smoke

Quote"Contrary to ancient lore and popular belief, the smoke that emerges from a water pipe contains numerous toxicants known to cause lung cancer, heart disease and other diseases."


Uhh, no shit.  What kind of morons had that in their popular belief.


Reminds me of when I see "Lead is known to the state of California to cause cancer."  What are the rest of us?  A bunch of morons?  I mean if an entire state knows something, then tells us, shouldn't we all know it? 

But I guess we can't believe those damn liberals scientists in Cali.  They let sick people smoke pot for Christ's sake.

Also, why must we force them to tell us how much fat is in a bottle of water but not a bottle of beer? 
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