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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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AFK

#540
August 16, 2007, 08:23:22 PM
Happy Birthday.  Could you hand me my Metamucil?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#541
August 16, 2007, 08:26:03 PM
Happy birthday, Suu.


Now, GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS!
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Suu

#542
August 16, 2007, 08:41:58 PM
I already take fiber.  :sad:

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#543
August 17, 2007, 07:12:12 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#544
August 20, 2007, 03:48:06 PM
"Queen of Mean" drops dead.  Terrorism not suspected.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20358637/
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

That One Guy

#545
August 20, 2007, 04:57:29 PM
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Cain

#546
August 25, 2007, 01:02:49 AM
 Daily reminder: never work for the Brit military

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/wo...622581.ece

Of course, this is far from an isolated case.  Quite the opposite in fact, it is official policy.

http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/po...ned/530257

As noted by the above link, the Home Office has basically told the Iraqis to get stuffed and apply at the UN for refugee status instead - presumably along with the hundreds of thousands of other Iraqis, who may or may not have risked their lives helping British troops.

Even the American military has plans to provide for those who work for them.  But not Blair, nor Brown.  Proof, as if any more was needed, that despite a leadership change, New Labour are still filled with scumbags who care very little for human life at all.

Thurnez Isa

#547
August 25, 2007, 01:34:21 AM
hummmm.... can anyone tell me why these pages don't exist...?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Cain

#548
August 25, 2007, 01:38:18 AM
Home computer?

I know the Times one does, because I saw it only half an hour ago...

Mangrove

#549
August 25, 2007, 01:56:43 AM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on August 16, 2007, 08:14:01 PM
I remember hearing about this guy a few months ago, actually.

I should write him a letter and tell him that his penis got the CD taken away from me in 3rd grade for bringing it in for Show and Tell.

holy fuck. how did i miss this?

where's my bus pass!??

teh mang' - was clubbing when Nevermind came out.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

guest7654

#550
August 25, 2007, 07:36:55 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2007, 01:38:18 AM
Home computer?

I know the Times one does, because I saw it only half an hour ago...

Think the "...'s" might have something to do with it....

guest7654

#552
August 29, 2007, 12:16:03 AM

Cain

#553
September 09, 2007, 09:39:43 PM
Israeli "Neo-Nazi" Gang arrested.  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6985808.stm

Irony is now officially dead, ladies and gentlemen.

Triple Zero

#554
September 10, 2007, 10:44:29 AM
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2007/09/apec_conference.html

APEC Conference in Sydney Social Engineered

The APEC conference is a big deal in Australia right now, and the security is serious. They've blocked off a major part of Sydney, implemented special APEC laws allowing extra search powers for the police, and even given everyone in Sydney the day off -- just to keep people away.

Yesterday, a TV comedy team succeeded in driving a fake motorcade with Canadian flags right through all the security barriers and weren't stopped until right outside President Bush's hotel. Inside their motorcade was someone dressed up as Osama Bin Laden. (more)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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