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Cramulus

#600
November 14, 2007, 07:19:51 PM

Tree man 'who grew roots' may be cured

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=MLYGYKBGOGQ2DQFIQMFSFGGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml



This guy is turning into a tree.

This is some straaaange stuff



AFK

#601
November 14, 2007, 07:24:02 PM
Well, at least he can smile about it.   :?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#602
November 14, 2007, 09:49:54 PM
Pfft, thats just poor hygiene.  Clip your nails you fucker, like everyone else, and stop attention whoring.

Cain

#603
November 24, 2007, 07:42:33 PM
Is Huckabee the new breed of Republican religious fundamentalist, breaking with pro-corporate sentiment?

http://www.alternet.org/story/68057/

Cainad (dec.)

#604
November 24, 2007, 09:08:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 24, 2007, 07:42:33 PM
Is Huckabee the new breed of Republican religious fundamentalist, breaking with pro-corporate sentiment?

http://www.alternet.org/story/68057/

W. Bush made a lot of headway in his campaigns despite his shortcomings because he had a 'charming' personality and sense of humor. His loony Fundie base jumped on that bandwagon.

To hell with Mike Huckabee. Screw his religious nutcase credentials.

Or maybe not. Bring him in to the White House and let us play out this neo-conservative/evangelical fuckwit movement as quickly as we can.

Triple Zero

#605
November 25, 2007, 11:37:36 PM
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AFK

#606
November 27, 2007, 04:45:00 PM
Bang Your Head!!!

Quiet Riot lead singer found dead:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21978302/

Bummer.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mother John Frumm

#607
November 27, 2007, 04:52:45 PM
"He took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots"

   "...I also move for GPS drone fighting forces to guard McVeighs grave in case he re-rises like the messiah and plays games with me like Patrick Swaze did to Demi Moore in Ghost..."

Riches v. McVeigh et al  http://news.justia.com/cases/jonathan-lee-riches/

Triple Zero

#608
November 28, 2007, 02:51:30 PM
http://www.nu.nl/news/1334003/122/'Kerstman_personage_uit_bijbel'.html (no it's dutch you can't read it, don't bother)

what it says:

11% of Dutch people believes Santa Claus is a character taken from the bible.
2% of the Dutch believe Sinterklaas (the original dutch holiday, at 5th december) is a character taken from the bible.
51% of the Dutch believe Santa Claus is based on Sinterklaas (this is in fact probably true, kolonial times 17th century, see similarity in name)
25% has no idea where Santa Claus comes from, and the rest believes he is invented by Coca Cola (which is also partly true).
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INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Payne

#609
November 28, 2007, 03:08:15 PM
Santa is Turkish.

Srsly.

Payne

#610
November 28, 2007, 03:13:57 PM
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/64132

NASCAR want more minority drivers for the "Growth Opportunity".

Triple Zero

#611
November 28, 2007, 03:33:55 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 28, 2007, 03:08:15 PM
Santa is Turkish.

Srsly.

Saint Nicolas from Myra. i know.

though the area was in Greek hands at the time, i heard.
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Cain

#612
November 28, 2007, 03:47:18 PM
Breaking News: 13% of Dutch people are idiots who need to die in a fire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#613
November 28, 2007, 04:43:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 28, 2007, 03:47:18 PM
Breaking News: 13% of Dutch people are idiots who need to die in a fire.

I kind of assumed that the 13% who think he's a character from the Bible were like "I don't fucking know, isn't that some stupid Christian holiday?"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#614
November 28, 2007, 05:00:55 PM
people aren't very christian like in the US, here. i guess they probably thought "Saint Nicolas, must be a christian thing, he a saint, right?"
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