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Cramulus

#630
December 02, 2007, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 02, 2007, 05:26:25 AM
Want a story.....


I'm high...


And mad....


:news:

AFK

#631
December 03, 2007, 01:59:01 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#632
December 03, 2007, 03:19:53 PM
The OSCE is a corrupt tool of the western power elites, who are still butthurt over Putin denying them access to his oil

http://www.exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=14536&IBLOCK_ID=35

Darth Cupcake

#633
December 04, 2007, 03:44:07 PM
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Triple Zero

#634
December 04, 2007, 03:50:34 PM
Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT WE OBTAIN THIS VIDEO
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Igor

#635
December 05, 2007, 05:30:52 PM
'Cultural Guerrillas' secretly restore Paris landmark's clock.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/france/story/0,,2217067,00.html

They were working in there for nearly two years.  :eek:
Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#636
December 05, 2007, 05:51:38 PM
FACEBOOK IS WATCHING YOU:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/pcworld/140225
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#637
December 06, 2007, 10:49:47 PM
http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/jeff_jarvis/2007/12/the_holy_vote.html

Not really news, but you can catch the British reaction to Huckabee here.

Mother John Frumm

#638
December 07, 2007, 07:42:55 PM
You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan.

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us
"He took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots"

   "...I also move for GPS drone fighting forces to guard McVeighs grave in case he re-rises like the messiah and plays games with me like Patrick Swaze did to Demi Moore in Ghost..."

Riches v. McVeigh et al  http://news.justia.com/cases/jonathan-lee-riches/

Cain

#639
December 07, 2007, 08:19:07 PM
 :cry:

Also, from the same link, and much more fun  http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/land_of_juggalos.php?country=uk

Mother John Frumm

#640
December 07, 2007, 08:21:10 PM
Show us UR tits, indeed.
"He took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots"

   "...I also move for GPS drone fighting forces to guard McVeighs grave in case he re-rises like the messiah and plays games with me like Patrick Swaze did to Demi Moore in Ghost..."

Riches v. McVeigh et al  http://news.justia.com/cases/jonathan-lee-riches/

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#641
December 07, 2007, 08:56:49 PM
Show me UR cock.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mother John Frumm

#642
December 08, 2007, 02:37:34 PM
If I had a cock, I would show it to you.
"He took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots"

   "...I also move for GPS drone fighting forces to guard McVeighs grave in case he re-rises like the messiah and plays games with me like Patrick Swaze did to Demi Moore in Ghost..."

Riches v. McVeigh et al  http://news.justia.com/cases/jonathan-lee-riches/

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#643
December 08, 2007, 08:41:56 PM
OH I SEE HOW YOU ARE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#644
December 10, 2007, 12:23:44 PM
Mangina.  Totally.

Anyway, the UK government seems to think keeping people in jail for 42 days without charing them for being smudg...uh, a poe-, uh, terrorist is just peachy.  Sign this petition http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/notadaylonger/ or write a sarcastic poem in protest, whichever you feel will get you more attention.
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