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Suu

#645
December 10, 2007, 03:30:45 PM
Quite possibly the complete and utter troofpaste of Star Wars Fandom in one happy article: http://www.jivemagazine.com/column.php?pid=3381
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Darth Cupcake

#646
December 10, 2007, 03:37:45 PM
Hahahahaha, so much troof in that article...
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Suu

#647
December 10, 2007, 03:42:25 PM
Oh, I changed my board name too, as discussed.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#648
December 10, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
Oh, you changed it, did you?

Pray tell how you did that, for the rest of the forum...

8)

Thurnez Isa

#649
December 13, 2007, 02:22:48 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071212/sc_afp/healthscienceskoreacloning

SKoreans clone cats that glow in the dark

South Korean scientists have cloned cats by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene, a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases, officials said Wednesday. ADVERTISEMENT

In a side-effect, the cloned cats glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#650
December 13, 2007, 05:38:59 PM
NUH UH

OK, between this and the iPhone I can say decidedly that we live in the science-fiction future.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#651
December 13, 2007, 05:47:26 PM
Oh, yeah?


THEN WHERE'S MY FUCKING JET-PACK, I ASK YOU!

AFK

#652
December 13, 2007, 05:54:22 PM
word, and where's my Rosie Robot cleaning up all my dishes and shit?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#653
December 13, 2007, 06:32:54 PM
If you wait a couple more years you'll be able to buy them at the Apple Store.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#654
December 13, 2007, 06:51:23 PM
Heh, 20 years from now we will be having debates in Congress about Mexican Robots taking all of the butlering and maid jobs from the American Robots. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#655
December 14, 2007, 04:36:37 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#656
December 17, 2007, 05:09:49 PM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/071214/odds/odd_badsanta1_dc

Author of nasty letters from Santa sought

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus

The Ottawa Citizen said at least 10 nasty letters had been delivered to little girls and boys in Ottawa who wrote to Santa this year care of the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code. Return letters from Santa are in fact written by an 11,000-strong army of Canada Post employees and volunteers.

"We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there," a Canada Post spokeswoman told the paper.

Canada Post's popular "Write to Santa" program -- which last year delivered more than a million letters to children in Canada and around the world -- has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Cain

#657
December 17, 2007, 05:11:36 PM
HIMEOBS had to recall Agent Big-Ears before the pigs got too close.

Cain

#658
December 18, 2007, 02:48:55 PM
Nick Clegg wins Lib Dem leadership race with a 0.6% majority of the vote.

Cain takes ~£150 in winnings and free food/drink, but backed the wrong man to win, and so might face some uncomfortable questions on Thursday...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#659
December 18, 2007, 08:25:33 PM
Update on man/bike sex arrest:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm

"This is not the first legal case involving someone simulating sex with an inanimate object.

    * In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street
    * In 2002 the same man was arrested for simulating sex with a traffic cone in front of a crowd of people"

:lulz:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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