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[Suu]

I want to be excommunicated for the lulz.

[Thurnez Isa]

you should be excommunicated cause your a woman and inferior


cause...
cause...
...aahhh...  ....

....

jesus didn't say otherwise ?

[Suu]

That and I don't want my name in the big book of Confirmations in the Vatican anymore. The stupid Holy Vaseline gave me a forehead of zits when I was 13. 

[Thurnez Isa]

That and I don't want my name in the big book of Confirmations in the Vatican anymore. The stupid Holy Vaseline gave me a forehead of zits when I was 13. 

you are aware now that the vatican completely owns your ass
and can call upon you at any time
and there is NO WAY TO GET OUT OF IT
it also makes you eligitable for the next inquistion

[Suu]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE INQUISITION!

[Dido]

Amato said the church does not feel authorized to change the will of Christ,

This one will never cease to amuse me.

[Suu]

Amato said the church does not feel authorized to change the will of Christ,

This one will never cease to amuse me.

Christ hated teh wimminz.

[Dido]

And there has never been such a thing as a synod. Or a synod that was later revoked, or whatever the correct theological vocabulary is.

[Dido]

Incidentaly, it would appear that tireless scientists are working their asses off to make flying safer...
http://technology.newscientist.com/channel/tech/dn14013-inflight-surveillance-could-foil-terrorists-in-the-sky.html?feedId=online-news_rss20


I must learn to keep my face under control. Dito any urges that will me get close to the cockpit.

[Thurnez Isa]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080709/koddities/oddity_robbed_buying_drugs

Man robbed buying crack calls cops who arrest him

By The Associated Press

HARTFORD, Conn. - An East Hartford man called police to report he had been robbed while trying to buy crack cocaine.

Max Minnefield called police Monday to tell them he had paid a man and a woman $8 for drugs he never received. Police charged him with criminal attempt to commit possession of narcotics.

During his arraignment Tuesday, Judge Bradford Ward asked Minnefield, "Did you really think the police were going to go after the people?" He added that his question was rhetorical.

Prosecutors later dropped the charges.

Laura Weslund, Minnefield's public defender, said no drugs were ever found.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Oh wow, I'm gonna go ahead and sticky this. Didn't even know it existed. If anyone has objections, PM me and I'll take it down unless there's a big outcry against taking it down as a stickied post.

Also:
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL0919437820080709?

[AFK]

Ex-diplomat: Sex with teens OK in foreign cultures

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/ex-diplomat-sex-with-teens-ok-in-foreign/n20080710153009990029?ecid=RSS0001

ALEXANDRIA, Va. (AP) - An ex-diplomat convicted of having sex with teenage girls in the Congo and Brazil and taping the encounters is asking a judge for leniency, claiming that cultural differences in those countries make sex with girls more acceptable.

Gons G. Nachman, 42, pleaded guilty in April to possessing child pornography after admitting that he had sex with 14- to 17-year-old girls while serving as a consular officer in Brazil and Congo and documenting the encounters in pictures and videos.

And yes, I am curious about a certain poster's response to this story.  So what say you? 

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Ex-diplomat: Sex with teens OK in foreign cultures

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/ex-diplomat-sex-with-teens-ok-in-foreign/n20080710153009990029?ecid=RSS0001

ALEXANDRIA, Va. (AP) - An ex-diplomat convicted of having sex with teenage girls in the Congo and Brazil and taping the encounters is asking a judge for leniency, claiming that cultural differences in those countries make sex with girls more acceptable.

Gons G. Nachman, 42, pleaded guilty in April to possessing child pornography after admitting that he had sex with 14- to 17-year-old girls while serving as a consular officer in Brazil and Congo and documenting the encounters in pictures and videos.

And yes, I am curious about a certain poster's response to this story.  So what say you? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dude, by that guy's logic (this is OK in their culture of origin, therefore it's OK for me while I'm there) it's also OK to have sex with 8-year-old boys in Thailand.

Slippery slope, ya know?

My thought is that if he wants to do things that are acceptable in the Congo but not in his own culture of origin, he should go right ahead and emigrate. Once he's a citizen of the Congo, he can fully enjoy the benefits of that culture.

Also, I don't think your certain someone is going to comment on this or ANYTHING that might serve to clarify his opinions on underage sex.

I have to say, I do not understand WTF is WRONG with people who cannot hook up with people of reasonably comparable age. I've known guys who were virgins at 28, saying shit like "Since I have so little experience I should date girls who are 16 and therefore experientially similar to me". No, fucker, it doesn't work that way. You are a damaged, pathetic loser with YEARS of experience being a pathetic, damaged loser, and you should STAY AWAY from inexperienced young girls.

[AFK]

Yeah, I'm sure he won't.  Can't blame a guy for trying though.