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Hoser McRhizzy

Upcoming show by perky pop band The New Pornographers (Mutiny, I Promise You, Sing Me Spanish Techno) has been cancelled by Michigan's Calvin College.  Because the name of the band is dirtywrong and prevents these christian scholars from engaging in a "serious critical engagement of popular culture."  :lol:


And in other news, in Canada, it is still illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.  Not just a charge of fraud here, but a specific law on the books just for people who (for example) think sewing weeds in bags will get them out of debt faster.  http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/297576#tab=comments&sc=0&local=
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Prince Glittersnatch III

How does the Church of Scientology fit into those laws?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Cramulus

I, for one, am glad the canadian government has taken a stand against prayer candles and jacking off to squiggles.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cramulus on September 16, 2010, 02:45:09 PM
I, for one, am glad the canadian government has taken a stand against prayer candles and jacking off to squiggles.

Hey, in this economic climate, some people lacking in artistic skills can't afford high quality porn!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Adios

A cure for the recession!!!!

The American dollar is in bad need of a makeover. Thanks to the Dollar ReDe$ign Project, we may now have some options.

Organized by creative strategy consultant Richard Smith, the Dollar ReDe$ign Project is soliciting ideas for the dollar bill of the future. "Our great 'rival', the Euro, looks so spanky in comparison it seems the only clear way to revive this global recession is to rebrand and redesign," the project notes on its website.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/721294

People like this make me want to drive an asphalt over their organs.

Jasper

Can I be in favor of a dollar redesign without thinking it will fix anything?

Don Coyote

Quote from: Sigmatic on September 30, 2010, 11:30:12 PM
Can I be in favor of a dollar redesign without thinking it will fix anything?

Only if you are a communist.

Jasper

Oh, dang.  Out of luck I guess.

Still, prettier money would make me less likely to get rid of it.  As it is, I can't stand the sight of the stuff.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Sigmatic on September 30, 2010, 11:34:32 PM
Oh, dang.  Out of luck I guess.

Still, prettier money would make me less likely to get rid of it.  As it is, I can't stand the sight of the stuff.

I don't even carry cash all that much.

Jasper

I would, if it featured Darwin.  Or at least Lady Gaga.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Disco Pickle

"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Jasper

Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 01, 2010, 01:38:09 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/10/01/spain.breastfeeding.fathers/index.html?hpt=T2

jesus. fucking. christ.



I'm okay with giving fathers "breastfeeding leave" from work, on the sole condition that they explain to all their coworkers that is why they're screwed for the next several shifts.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Also, the USA should let me take hysterectomy sympathy leave. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.