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Having a "John Lennon" Moment

Started by P3nT4gR4m, December 21, 2006, 10:14:26 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

December 21, 2006, 10:14:26 PM
Imagine a world where all (wo)men were created equal.
Imagine a world where everyone put the needs of others before themselves.
Imagine a world where everyone was free to do what they would, without rules and regulations, without fear of oppression, with the unconditional help and support of their fellow beings.
Imagine a world without conflict of any kind from petty arguments to world wars.
Imagine walking down a pristine street where children of all colours played in harmony, their little voices creating a sound almost musical.
Imagine a political system that worked to serve and better the hopes and dreams of humanity.
Imagine a religion that encouraced free thinking and the pursuit of Satori.
Imagine a world where we had no word for hate because the concept was so alien to everyone.
Imagine a world with no need for currency because everyone made what they could and gave what they could spare.
Imagine a world where help was always at hand, where nurture was nature and nature was love.
Imagine a world where every stranger was a friend you hadn't met yet.
Imagine a world where crime was unthinkable and cruelty equally so.

Now wake the fuck up and get back to your suffering - IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Benaclypse

#1
December 22, 2006, 12:37:25 AM
You killed John Lennon!

P3nT4gR4m

#2
December 22, 2006, 01:06:23 AM
Wish I could take the credit but let's face if if I'd had a rifle and the opportunity I'd have nailed all four of those fucks. And prolly tagged Yoyo with the same bullet.  :mrgreen:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#3
December 22, 2006, 12:18:21 PM
as the sort-of- inventors of modern pop-music they ARE of course directly responsible for abominations such as Britney Spears
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#4
December 22, 2006, 01:23:03 PM
Quote from: ECHMark Chapman is my short-term personal savior.

AFK

#5
December 22, 2006, 02:04:18 PM
Quote from: triple zero on December 22, 2006, 12:18:21 PM
as the sort-of- inventors of modern pop-music they ARE of course directly responsible for abominations such as Britney Spears

Who is responsible for K-Fed?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BADGE OF HONOR

#6
December 22, 2006, 11:16:58 PM
Satan.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

hunter s.durden

#7
December 23, 2006, 01:07:16 AM
Satan isn't that evil.
Pat Robertson and Hillary Clinton made him.
This space for rent.

Thurnez Isa

#8
December 23, 2006, 01:46:31 AM
didn't know they were a couple
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

hunter s.durden

#9
December 23, 2006, 03:23:50 AM
They aren't public.
They are the center of the true axis of evil. A consortium of Super-villains bent on something. Not sure what yet. Mostly to destroy video games it seems so far.
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vexaph0d

#10
December 23, 2006, 07:42:40 AM

just sayin.
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hunter s.durden

#11
December 23, 2006, 08:08:29 PM
Fucking Fantastic.
That would be my new wallpaper if I had a computer.
This space for rent.

Hangero

#12
December 26, 2006, 01:56:43 AM
Aww, McCartney always struck me as a realist, and he's a damn fine musician.
Ringo was just in it for the chicks, nothing wrong with that,
And Harrison was just a weirdy beardy psuedo-mystic who ripped off lyrics from environmental essayists.
No good reason to off any of 'em.

I got no defense for Lennon.

Funny how things work out.

P3nT4gR4m

#13
December 26, 2006, 01:21:20 PM
It's standard practice to persecute accomplices along with criminals.

Just saying

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Benaclypse

#14
March 04, 2007, 02:34:05 AM
I wonder how long I'd survive with Lennon in a Christian fish bumped on the butt of my car.
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