Had no where else to post this

[P3nT4gR4m]

A hardon in one hand, a remote in the other,
900 channels and no porn

(21st century angst)

You can show men dying in a hail of bullets
You can show women trapped in a burning train
You can show cars crashing and the bodies in the wreckage
Or animals melting from acid rain

You can talk about murder and rape and death
You can show us how it's on the rise
let us see a kid drowning in a freak typhoon
or some body that's been shot between the eyes

but you can't show titties on the teevee screen
cos that would freak the children out
No you'll never see a pussy on the six oclock news
Everyone would scream and shout

Talk about riots and hate and war
say anything except the word 'fuck'
No you can't show titties on the teevee screen
I guess that's me just kleenex out of luck.

[Cramulus]

now that's a drinking song

[DJRubberducky]

Okay, the verse about titties is DEFINITELY chorus material.  And I think there's room for another half-dozen verses.  All we need now's a tune, unless you have one already!

[P3nT4gR4m]

I was kinda singing it when I wrote it but there wasn't any more verses. Sorry 'bout that.

[Triple Zero]

awesome. was listening to "Entheogenic - Golden Cap" while reading it but i'm afraid that melody doesn't fit the tune either

someone should record this, obviously

[LMNO]

Mind if I give it a shot?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Mind if I give it a shot?

Fuck no - be my guest.

[LMNO]

I'm hearing a Tom Waits-ish thing in my head.

If I can get my computer to work, I'll give it a shot.



LMNO
-currently locked in a battle to the death with his aging computer.

[Cramulus]

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Make it a POEEcast LMNO?

[LMNO]

I'm not a piano player, so this one is taking longer than I thought.

But yeah, I'll send it your way when it's finished.

[P3nT4gR4m]

pls also feel free to add yuor own verses. Just cos I was too dumb to come up with any more doesn't mean it wouldn't be a good thing.

[Bu🤠ns]

I'm not a piano player, so this one is taking longer than I thought.

But yeah, I'll send it your way when it's finished.

Anything come of this?

[LMNO]

Yeah.  It sucked.  You're better off not hearing it.

[Bu🤠ns]

  okay