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Rev. What's-His-Name's? Exploratory Committee

Started by AFK, March 05, 2007, 07:07:52 PM

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AFK

Serious question.

Can a Discordian become an elected official/public servant in the current political climate and still be considered a Discordian?

Does it make sense, can it make sense?

Obviously one wouldn't come out and say, "Hey, I'm a Discordian!  Vote for me!", I'm talking about the "think for yourself schmuck" values and such.  Because, there will be the temptation to "play the game" in order to win.  In fact, it is probably necessary. 

I ask these questions out of a two-fold curiousity.
#1  Well, it's a region of curiousity.
#2  I am seriously thinking about giving it a go in the near future.  (as long as the wife goes along with it.)

Thoughts? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

I don't think that doing X or Y (or even Z if you can fathom it) makes you any less of a Discordian.

LMNO

You can be a Discordian politician just as much as you can be a Christian politician, inasmuch as neither stays true to their core principles for very long.


You usually end up as your average Douchebag politician.  There are far too many compromises to make in order to get things done & keep your job.  You become the Lowest Common Denominator.  


Then again, if you actually get elected, you can have a fuckingblast if you don't mind never working in the political arena ever again.

P3nT4gR4m

If discordianism teaches you one thing it's that all this is a game. If it's a game you might as well play it. Become king of the world - have fun.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Triple Zero

Quote from: LMNO on March 05, 2007, 07:13:55 PMThen again, if you actually get elected, you can have a fuckingblast if you don't mind never working in the political arena ever again.

this is the correct exploding votercycle
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Mangrove

Rev,

a) Get elected
b) Have the wackiest term in office you can muster
c) Then say: "Take that fuckers. That's what happens when you don't take the time to contemplate politics and vote."
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

Of course, now that I've made this post, I'm going to have to pay off all of you fuckers if I ever decide to run.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO


Mangrove

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 05, 2007, 07:39:53 PM
Of course, now that I've made this post, I'm going to have to pay off all of you fuckers if I ever decide to run.  

If you don't pay off my Tree of Life advocacy group, then things around Maine will start to get messy......sephirotically speaking.

Checks payable to: SSOOKN Vacation Fund.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Cain

Does the Tree of Life advocate the Slut Rings?  Or is that another organization?

LMNO

If that's anything like the Sex Swing,Ñ¢, yes.

Mangrove

Quote from: Cain on March 05, 2007, 07:46:36 PM
Does the Tree of Life advocate the Slut Rings?  Or is that another organization?


ahh yes, the slut rings. another fine SSOOKN project.

i think the slut rings was part of S.S.S.S.S. aka Stop State Sponsored Sexual Stupidity.

but if you think that, as a resident of Connecticut, that i should bug the hell out of Rev in Maine to get slut rings into the school system, then yes it should be part of the Tree Of Life Foundation.

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

RWHN,

I think polystyrene noses should be cheaper!

Polystyrene noses should be free to Veterans & Senior Citizens!

I want red string to be heavily taxed and green string heavily subsidized!!

I want! I want! I want!


PS. This is what your life in office would be like, expect with sillier people with more ridiculous expectations.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.