Barstool experiment?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

First sentence is funny, the rest not really.

http://www.publications.ojd.state.or.us/S056015.htm

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Yeah, I completely expected the second sentence to be, "The bartender said, 'What'll you have?'"

[Kai]

How drunk was he when he sat down on the barstool?

I don't see college students getting in an uproar and suing people when they injure themselves while drunk.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How drunk was he when he sat down on the barstool?

I don't see college students getting in an uproar and suing people when they injure themselves while drunk.

Doesn't matter, because the stool collapsed. It's hard to write that off as operator error.

[Dimocritus]

First sentence is funny,

That's as far as I got. It was worth it.