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Started by rygD, March 11, 2007, 05:10:47 PM

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Society = tiny group of individuals which rapidly grows into a huge fucking shambles


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jenne

Quote from: Kaou Suu on March 12, 2007, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 12, 2007, 08:13:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 03:00:09 AM
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of my religion.

kthxbye.
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of MY religion.

kthxbye.


Charming, to the last. *sidesteps for Rog to continue*

General Tarkin!

And rygD...all movements, all religions, irreligious or not, have their "ese"...Greyface, Pinks, Cabbages, "aneristic," these are Discordianese.  Without them, there's no argot, no lingo, no connection between fellow Discordians...or as I call them, "rdians."

They must stay, I'm sorry to say.

Lies

Well, really, there are no rules, you can feel free to change the wording if you like, or if you want, completely re-write the principia discordia. It says so in it.

But Jenne observed, this is the discordian lingo.
Without it, it would get very confusing if everyone were using different terms for the same thing if all of us didn't know what the other's terms were.

So go ahead, think up new words for "greyface" and "cabbage". We might understand you, or we might not.
But just keep in mind, if you do manage to successfully change terms around within a certain branch of people, then alot of old discordian texts that aren't in PD could very well lose their meaning on the "next gen" of the discordians, if you somehow popularised these new terms for a next "official" version of the PD.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Kaou Suu on March 12, 2007, 05:24:54 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 12, 2007, 08:13:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2007, 03:00:09 AM
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of my religion.

kthxbye.
All of you fake Discordians get the FUCK out of MY religion.

kthxbye.


Charming, to the last. *sidesteps for Rog to continue*

Right.  Okay, everyone start shut the fuck upping, please.

Thanks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Lysergic on March 18, 2007, 04:09:51 PM
a next "official" version of the PD.

Gah!  Perish the fucking notion!  It isn't like the drivel those two fucking hippies wrote was bad enough?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654

if you dislike the PD then why are u here?  Damn subgenii.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:04:03 AM
if you dislike the PD then why are u here?  Damn subgenii.

Oh, hell.

Do we really have to go through all this again, or shall I just post the relevant links?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Messier Undertree

Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:04:03 AM
if you dislike the PD then why are u here?  Damn subgenii.

I dislike the PD.

And Discordianism.

The Subgenii can go fuck themselves too.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:08:39 AM
Oh, hell.

Do we really have to go through all this again, or shall I just post the relevant links?

It'll take you a while to list every page of the PD.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: davedim on March 19, 2007, 07:10:48 AM
Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:04:03 AM
if you dislike the PD then why are u here?  Damn subgenii.

I dislike the PD.

And Discordianism.

The Subgenii can go fuck themselves too.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 19, 2007, 07:08:39 AM
Oh, hell.

Do we really have to go through all this again, or shall I just post the relevant links?

It'll take you a while to list every page of the PD.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

TGRR,
Getting used to the New America,Ñ¢.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Messier Undertree


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: davedim on March 19, 2007, 07:15:17 AM
:roll:

Keep rolling those eyes, precious.

There's always more room in the chainlink enclosures.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654

r u law enforcement?

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

guest7654


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: rzasthole on March 19, 2007, 07:24:44 AM
figures

Yeah, it's gotten so you can't trust anyone.

Not even the cop who pulls you over on suspicion of being suspicious, and then decides to conduct an on-the-spot vehicle inspection.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.