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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2007, 05:50:51 pm »
I think the offer of free drugs will make us very popular.




Unfortunately.

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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2007, 05:52:35 pm »
I think the offer of free drugs will make us very popular.




Unfortunately.

True.  They'd just sell the drugs and chuck the pamphlet. 
Back to the drawing board. 
Oh, on my next rant I will be including sketches of unicorns, rainbows, and fluffy bunnies so no one gets too glum while reading it. 
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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2007, 06:05:57 pm »
GUYS I FIXED IT


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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2007, 06:15:12 pm »
I more or less hate you for that.

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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2007, 06:16:13 pm »
Here's you sunshine everyone:



Do you feel happier now? 
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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2007, 06:17:14 pm »
Okay, I've purged.  So, what were we talking about? 
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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2007, 06:20:31 pm »
you know, I had seen that himeobs pic before but I had never noticed the unicorn had rainbow blood. I always wondered where rainbows come from.

This all just makes me think we should try, briefly, to produce the worst. pamphlet. ever. That way we won't make the same mistakes twice.


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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2007, 06:23:13 pm »
Easy.  We all get really stoned, and just start posting the first thing that comes to our heads.

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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2007, 06:28:34 pm »



ohhhhh shit you're right, we don't have to write anything! we'll just take all the shitty n00bish posts and format them into a pamphlet


for n00bs by n00bs

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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #39 on: March 14, 2007, 06:33:46 pm »
y'know that would be an interesting experiment.  At POEE you have to post in a certain section before you can become full-fledged.  Here we could do something like you have to post a rant/sermon/writing before your 50th post, or else, something.  Then put em all together.  Kind of like a pre-test or something.  Or maybe that's a bad idea. 
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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #40 on: March 14, 2007, 06:35:09 pm »
Just go into the member list, and compile the first posts from each member.

That would be fucking awful.

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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #41 on: March 14, 2007, 06:37:05 pm »
Just go into the member list, and compile the first posts from each member.

That would be fucking awful.

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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #42 on: March 14, 2007, 06:37:53 pm »
This should be rich.
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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2007, 07:02:28 pm »
In no particular order other than the order I saw the names when I looked through the current threads. Some people have been missed out - that's intentional. people not on this list I hate ... more than the ones who made it.

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ah, so apparently my account DID get activated afterall :)

hi everybody!

what to tell .. i was already registered over there at poee.co.uk for a while, now i'm here as well.

well, that's all i have to say for now.. cya around

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I am the Reverend What's-His-Name? of the Maine Platypus Kabal here in Southern Maine.  Currently it consists of myself and one other nameless person.  We will be picking it soon.

I've enjoyed 29 revolutions around the Mother thusfar. 

I am employed in the profession of retail which is desperately in need of an enlightenment.  At least the sector I belong to.

I am unioned with a startlingly stunning member of the female persuasion and together have begat a future discordian, also of the persuasive gender. 

I'm glad to have stumbled upon a meeting ground of other discordians here in the digital realm.  I'm sure I shall enjoy my time here and look forward to swamping, I mean swapping conversations with many of you. 

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I was raised Unitarian Universalist, then ran across a copy of RAW's Schroedinger's Cat Trilogy when I was 17 (still one of my all-time favorites, and the best description of the parallel universe model I've managed to find) which led to, naturally, the Illuminatus! Trilogy and PD, as well as a bunch of other weird and wild stuff. I'm an agnostic, but since it's nice to have someone to blaspheme at, Eris fits the bill nicely.

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   Look at the world around you, and can you say the normal, é─˙saneé─¨ individual truly lives a fulfilled life? What has happened to these individuals stripped of their identity? They are a product of a world without spirituality!
   Not that any of this is to say bullshit claiming to be the word of some great patriarch pimp in the sky is spirituality, but the soul, the primal drive for some sort of untamed, unmolded, uninhibited growth, needs to be reclaimed by man. Over the millennia we have learned religion and organization offers no solace; indeed they have only told us to destroy ourselves in anticipation of an unnamed reward.  But from where can we retain this sort of raw spiritual energy man seeks for fulfillment? Certainly Discordianism has offered the laughing disorder that frees us from withering away in an organized, restrictive world, but it is not enough!
   In this I offer the next step, cultural devolution, moving to a time when the world was still untamed by us or our order, past the beginnings of a Theocratic society to those of a Theacratic society of spiritual leaders guiding others to fufillment! What I mean is a return to the original way, the way of shamanism! Not the bullshit spouted by New Ager sellouts of é─˙getting in touch with your totem animalé─¨ and such marketing schemes, but the techniques of spiritual ecstasy through music, dance, communal ritual, and substance use that marked the tribal worlds of early society! For a while we tried meditation, the Buddhist attempts at é─˙quieting the mindé─¨ to let in spirituality, but our generation will never truly be affected by settling down, sitting still, and forcing away our disquieting thoughts. We have gone far into what can be clich?ęd as the Information Age, where our youth must process huge amounts of knowledge to simply survive. We can see around us a desperate attempt at a return to life! Even those who are still sitting on their couches are filled with discontent at the system which restricts them so, though their frustration is being tapped by whatever power hungry organization (i.e. the Religious Right, the Democratic Party, almost any corporation). Meditation is nothing but the same extinguishing of life for entrance of a new one that religion is, and will never keep hold with our society.
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Re: Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
« Reply #44 on: March 14, 2007, 07:05:22 pm »
That wasn't as funny as I thought it would be.