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LMNO

#1350
August 22, 2005, 03:14:35 PM
::groans::

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1351
August 23, 2005, 02:00:42 AM
Dear Bella,

I have a friend who thinks that the deer race is superior to the human race, does this make her a racist?

Bella

#1352
August 23, 2005, 02:05:40 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaDear Bella,

I have a friend who thinks that the deer race is superior to the human race, does this make her a racist?
No, it makes her the superior race.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Malaul

#1353
August 23, 2005, 02:07:05 AM
LOVE heheheheeee LOVE herhehehehee
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

The Good Reverend Roger

#1354
August 23, 2005, 02:11:04 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaDear Bella,

I have a friend who thinks that the deer race is superior to the human race, does this make her a racist?

If deer were superior, they would have invented the shotgun first.

Ergo, they are somewhere down the food chain a bit.

TGRR,
Diggin' the Bambi-burgers
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1355
August 23, 2005, 02:15:27 AM
Mmm.. Bambi...

The Open Bar

#1356
September 07, 2005, 01:07:01 AM
Dear Auntie Bella,


Michael Jackson's charity song for the victims of Katrina - heartfelt statement from a former child star who has seen better days or cynical damage limitation and career boosting shenanigans from history's first moonwalking paedophile?


luv,


OB

Shenanigans

#1357
September 07, 2005, 01:26:07 AM
You rang?
SHENANIGANS Pony's favorite things to do are silly things! Once, she convinced her friends to go on a hot-air balloon ride with her - in their pajamas! Another time she went out for dinner and ordered dessert first! There's no such thing as an ordinary day with this pony!

http://www.hasbro.com/pl/page.viewproduct/product_id.15659/dn/mylittlepony/default.cfm

Zurtok Khan

#1358
September 07, 2005, 05:54:40 AM
Quote from: The Open BarDear Auntie Bella,


Michael Jackson's charity song for the victims of Katrina - heartfelt statement from a former child star who has seen better days or cynical damage limitation and career boosting shenanigans from history's first moonwalking paedophile?


luv,


OB

It's the one about the moonwalking paedophile.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Zurtok Khan

#1359
September 07, 2005, 05:57:03 AM
Dear Bella,

*incoming whine*

WHY ME?

- Zurtok Khan
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Open Bar

#1360
September 07, 2005, 08:17:42 AM
Quote from: ShenanigansYou rang?



no.

Bella

#1361
September 07, 2005, 02:22:16 PM
Quote from: The Open BarDear Auntie Bella,


Michael Jackson's charity song for the victims of Katrina - heartfelt statement from a former child star who has seen better days or cynical damage limitation and career boosting shenanigans from history's first moonwalking paedophile?


luv,


OB

Dear OB,

Probably both. I bet he's sincerely sad for the people in New Orleans....and.....he's also been searching for a way to slip in a bit of damage control in the name of charity. Also, he's got a rep to protect as someone who does this sort of thing. It's really a bad idea in my humble opinion, but then I'm not a moonwalking paedophile, so I couldn't tell you what's running through his little mind right now.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

#1362
September 07, 2005, 02:26:34 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear Bella,

*incoming whine*

WHY ME?

- Zurtok Khan
Dear Khan,

You gotta learn that there is no "why", honey.
Shit just "is", unless it's stuff we cause ourselves.
In which case we already know why, but don't want to accept the consequences.

I know I never want to, anyway.

Disclaimer: This was today's answer to that question. If I had seen this yesterday, you would have gotten some big, long, rambling answer on cause and effect and the lessons the universe is trying to teach us, blah blah. You got off lucky. :wink:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Zurtok Khan

#1363
September 10, 2005, 06:24:14 AM
Dear Bella,

If at first you don't succeed, are you allowed to give up after the first attempt?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

#1364
September 10, 2005, 06:27:03 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear Bella,

If at first you don't succeed, are you allowed to give up after the first attempt?

And should you cover up all evidence that you ever tried?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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