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eighteen buddha strike

#1425
February 06, 2006, 12:52:59 AM
Dear Bella,

All of us think that Jupiter is pretty big.
How big?

18Buddhas

Bella

#1426
February 06, 2006, 12:55:41 AM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strikeDear She Who Eats Souls,

All of us think that Jupiter is pretty big.
How big?

18Buddhas

Dear 18Buddhas,

Really really really big.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

agent compassion

#1427
February 06, 2006, 12:58:02 AM
Dear She Who Eats Souls,

How do you like my new teeth?

:D

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Bella

#1428
February 06, 2006, 03:04:42 AM
Quote from: agent compassionDear She Who Eats Souls,

How do you like my new teeth?

:D
Dear Ac,

Very nice! 8)
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#1429
February 06, 2006, 03:30:53 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: eighteen buddha strikeDear She Who Eats Souls,

All of us think that Jupiter is pretty big.
How big?

18Buddhas

Dear 18Buddhas,

Really really really big.

Big like a mack truck?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#1430
February 06, 2006, 04:59:41 AM
Bigger.
But not as big as the big rigs Demonica used to drive when she was a trucker.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#1431
February 06, 2006, 05:18:18 AM
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomBigger.
But not as big as the big rigs Demonica used to drive when she was a trucker.

Ohhhh yeah...Didn't they used to call her DEATH ON WHEELZ?

I heard she ran Bobby Bare over, for not writing her into "Convoy".  Then she backed over him, for daring to cover Janis Joplin while male.

As I remember, they yanked her license when she backed over Idaho.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#1432
February 06, 2006, 05:27:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerAs I remember, they yanked her license when she backed over Idaho.
Oh come on, that's a mistake anyone could make.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Bella

#1433
February 06, 2006, 05:29:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: She Who Lurks Beyond, Oracle of DoomBigger.
But not as big as the big rigs Demonica used to drive when she was a trucker.

Ohhhh yeah...Didn't they used to call her DEATH ON WHEELZ?

I heard she ran Bobby Bare over, for not writing her into "Convoy".  Then she backed over him, for daring to cover Janis Joplin while male.

As I remember, they yanked her license when she backed over Idaho.
They still call her DEATH ON WHEELZ....only now she drives a silver mustang instead of a big rig.

And yup - only it was Idaho and a little piece of Wyoming.

I still remember how pissed she was when her kid's junior high principal told her it was damaging her children to have a mom with such an unconventional career. She she fixed him........now she's a tarot reader.  :lol:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Zurtok Khan

#1434
February 06, 2006, 08:23:07 AM
Dear Bella,

Recently it seems I've lost my edge.  Due to...something, not sure what.  Who stole it, and how do I get it back?  I want to write something good again.

*sigh*

If I don't get it back soon I'm gonna start writting about cutting myself (or perhaps others, because that it feels better for other people to be in pain).

-Zurtok

:twisted:
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

East Coast Hustle

#1435
February 06, 2006, 03:20:00 PM
Dear Bella,

How should I go about getting revenge on Paul Tagliabue?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bella

#1436
February 06, 2006, 05:40:35 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanDear She Who Eats Souls,

Recently it seems I've lost my edge.  Due to...something, not sure what.  Who stole it, and how do I get it back?  I want to write something good again.

*sigh*

If I don't get it back soon I'm gonna start writting about cutting myself (or perhaps others, because that it feels better for other people to be in pain).

-Zurtok

:twisted:
Dear Khan,

You can't force it. Have you tried meditation? Or being outside? Nature always seems to help me get my edge back.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

#1437
February 06, 2006, 05:41:05 PM
Quote from: East Coast HustleDear She Who Eats Souls,

How should I go about getting revenge on Paul Tagliabue?
Dear ECH,

That depends. Who's Paul Tagliabue?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

#1438
February 06, 2006, 05:47:15 PM
If I tell you, it will only make you want to start drinking again...



...Which isn't really a bad thing, I suppose.




He's the Comissioner of the National Football League.

hooplala

#1439
February 06, 2006, 05:49:01 PM
Dear Bella,

Some people think I am Enrico Salazar . . . Should I continue to try to convince them otherwise?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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