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[Anonymous]

and yet again this was written by me Den Sorte Dragen

*angry* I want to be able to logon again  

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ARGH! IT BURNS!!! SOMONE HELP!!! AHHHHH!!!!

[Z³]

ARGH! IT BURNS!!!

The sow is mine!

[Rev Thwack]

Dear Bella,
   Hopefully you can help me. Lately I've been having this problem... You see, never before did....    Will you stop it?   Sorry.  as I was saying, it seems that the bod....   I said stop! No matter how much you all scream and shout, it's not going to change a thing!     Sorry again. Where was I? Oh yea, the bodies seem to have decided to not stay completly dead. They are not moving around or anything, but they have this nasty habit of talking to me. I can hear them all the time, and it's getting.....    Look, do you want me to let the dog play with you again? Yea, that's right, shut the hell up!   As you can see, they get a bit distracting and I havn't had a good night's sleep in almost a week now. What can I....      Listen, I am almost done here. Unless you want to see just how far desicration of a corpse can go, I suggest you let me finish what I am doing!      Please, help me shut them up.

                                              Your friend in parts,
                                              Rev Thwack

[Bella]

Dear Bella,
   Hopefully you can help me. Lately I've been having this problem... You see, never before did....    Will you stop it?   Sorry.  as I was saying, it seems that the bod....   I said stop! No matter how much you all scream and shout, it's not going to change a thing!     Sorry again. Where was I? Oh yea, the bodies seem to have decided to not stay completly dead. They are not moving around or anything, but they have this nasty habit of talking to me. I can hear them all the time, and it's getting.....    Look, do you want me to let the dog play with you again? Yea, that's right, shut the hell up!   As you can see, they get a bit distracting and I havn't had a good night's sleep in almost a week now. What can I....      Listen, I am almost done here. Unless you want to see just how far desicration of a corpse can go, I suggest you let me finish what I am doing!      Please, help me shut them up.

                                              Your friend in parts,
                                              Rev Thwack

Dear Rev Thwak,

Exactly how many bodies are we talking about here?
I need to know so that I can construct the correct number of voodoo poppets for my "anti-talking to Thwak once you are a dead body spell".
I hope it works, as I've never had occasion to use this particular incantation before.

Just to be on the safe side.....lock the bodies in with your empty pop cans, write a story for SssBella, and put a large piece of tin foil over your head.

Bella

[slothrop23]

staple them to the wall.

[Bella]

staple them to the wall.

Yeah, what he said.

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Baron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug*

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug  

1,000 spankings for you!  

*very greatfull*

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

  Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:

[Detachable]

detachable demonica

[Den Sorte Dragen]

Baron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug*

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug  

1,000 spankings for you!  

*very greatfull*

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

  Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:

Maybe because you're getting contaminated with greyness .....hundreds of grey claws grabbing you, trying to pull you down in an unending hole of dullness and daily banality whilst you scream in despair for a saviour knowing that you're commune members can't reach you yet. It is in this moment, in that hour of utter helplesness and vulnerability that your true nature will show. For when Operation Barbarossa begins....ehm I mean: for when Demonica begins, the world will hold its breath!

[Bella]

He's right you know, sister dear.
Time to break free from the shackles of greydom
and let you true evil genius shine forth.

[Den Sorte Dragen]

He's right you know, sister dear.
Time to break free from the shackles of greydom
and let you true evil genius shine forth.

ehm I myself broke loose from 'the shackles of greydom' ....but this doesn't mean I have to give up shackles entirely I hope?

[Bella]

He's right you know, sister dear.
Time to break free from the shackles of greydom
and let you true evil genius shine forth.

ehm I myself broke loose from 'the shackles of greydom' ....but this doesn't mean I have to give up shackles entirely I hope?

"They call me Jesus Christ and I tell you: Only who shackles will get shackled"

Sorry....I couldn't resist that one.

[Den Sorte Dragen]

*lol* *lol* *lol*

You're lack of resistance is much appreciated !

[Horab Fibslager]

Baron von Poohbah's parents are nuts, don't know if it's genetic.

His mother is partly almond and his father is a walnut

Do you know him?  You must know him!
His mother is an almond and his father is a walnut, but his grandparents are filberts and pecans.

Yeah probably, but they can't be coconuts (I know they don't migrate).

I heard you live in be-kinky-and-get-arrested-for-it-Utah? I really feel pity for you now *supporthug*

<------------------------writing from jail cell

Thank you for the support hug  

1,000 spankings for you!  

*very greatfull*

I'ld go move to my older sister to CA (inviting yourself of course) instead of becomming a dehydrated flower in a big grey field.

  Why didn't I think of that?  :idea:

Maybe because you're getting contaminated with greyness .....hundreds of grey claws grabbing you, trying to pull you down in an unending hole of dullness and daily banality whilst you scream in despair for a saviour knowing that you're commune members can't reach you yet. It is in this moment, in that hour of utter helplesness and vulnerability that your true nature will show. For when Operation Barbarossa begins....ehm I mean: for when Demonica begins, the world will hold its breath!

or... maybe she's the hidden variable. the reason that mromon elders thought it would be perfectly ethical and moral abnd not make baby jesus cry or thje evil aliens from planets x destroy us all if they bribed olympics ppl to select theri city, then allow drinking in the bars, and worse mroe to let businesses to stay open after 5pm. ext thign you know they'll be importing meand paying me several hundred thousand dollars plus expenses to teach them "the way" and how to repent for their nublarosis in the eyes of the vogon supreme commander n0rverminder flaxengalder, savign not only utah froma painfull adn excurciatingly destructiove destruction but also the earth and the entire universe as well.


SAVE UTAH!