Ask Bella

[Guido Finucci]

but only if you squint at it... from the side.

[Trollax]

Dear Bella, Where are you?

[Bella]

I'm not sure.
I had the strangest day today and have the feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore.

[Out of the Wasteland]

Bella...I am planning a coup.  I have the tanks, the men, and all the cheese whiz I need.

But what is the proper ATTIRE for such a venture?  This doesn't seem to be covered in Emily Post, and I would hate to mar my triumphant procession down Pennsylvania Avenue with some faux pas in that department.

Please help.

Cheese whiz?   You have a most fearsome arsenal, indeed.
I stand in awe at such audacity and bow to your lotus feet.

Now, what to wear? what to wear? Hmmmmm......
I believe that on solumn occasions, such as this, a funny pope hat
is always in order.  Don't you agree?
It's always so nice and evil looking.
Other than that, one can't ever go wrong with basic black.

Basic black.  Check.

Silly papist hat.  Check.

Thanks.

[Bella]

Welcome

My own pope hat looks like something Carmen Miranda would have
worn.....with feathers and fake fruit, etc.
It's truly silly and hideous......makes me proud.

[Malaul]

Welcome

My own pope hat looks like something Carmen Miranda would have
worn.....with feathers and fake fruit, etc.
It's truly silly and hideous......makes me proud.

I hadda friend who tried to eat her carmen miranda hat when she was twisted once

THAT was messy
::
I dont even wanna tell you what she did with the bananna

[Bella]

Ewww!
Thank you for not telling me what she did with the banana

[Den Sorte Dragen]

there's even funnier things to do with pineapples

[Malaul]

there's even funnier things to do with pineapples

youre startin to scare me there dragen  

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

[Den Sorte Dragen]

there's even funnier things to do with pineapples

youre startin to scare me there dragen  

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

ehm i was thinking 'inserting' pineaples

[Malaul]

there's even funnier things to do with pineapples

youre startin to scare me there dragen  

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

ehm i was thinking 'inserting' pineaples

EWWWWWWW
again remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

[Den Sorte Dragen]

there's even funnier things to do with pineapples

youre startin to scare me there dragen  

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

ehm i was thinking 'inserting' pineaples

EWWWWWWW
again remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

well, i didn't mention watermellons yet

[Malaul]

there's even funnier things to do with pineapples

youre startin to scare me there dragen  

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

ehm i was thinking 'inserting' pineaples

EWWWWWWW
again remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

well, i didn't mention watermellons yet

::gag::

[Den Sorte Dragen]

there's even funnier things to do with pineapples

youre startin to scare me there dragen  

remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

ehm i was thinking 'inserting' pineaples

EWWWWWWW
again remind me never to eat a fruit salad that youve made

well, i didn't mention watermellons yet

::gag::

*doesn't get why he's suddenly gagged*

[Trollax]

*Looks up from bowl of fruit salad*

OK... I'm going to go gargle some lye now...