Ask Bella

[Bella]

Dear Bella,

How does one cause mass zombie-ism to occur?

And referring to the other concern: The lady's magical operations have failed her. Now it is my turn. I'll not say anything till now to preserve my spirit of sneakiness. hehehe.

Hmmm.......mass zombie-ism?
Up until now, I have relied on malaul to kill people one by one, recruiting them into my army in the process.
I suppose one could get malaul, and others like her, to slip a zombie producing potion of some sort into the coffee they serve to unwitting future zombies.
Just one minion in each starbucks should do the trick, don't you think?

*Bella rushes off to her secret lab in the basement of the abandoned church which serves as her headquaters, and begins mixing zombie producing elixers*

PS: Can't wait to hear how things go regarding your other concern.  

[Malaul]

Zombie Attack Simulator

coolest
link
ever

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Zombie Attack Simulator

coolest
link
ever

Yep. But I think of the green ones as crackheads and the pink ones as potheads...sorry....I had to urbanize it.

[riff]

Yeah, I could watch that thing for hours

[Malaul]

Yep. But I think of the green ones as crackheads and the pink ones as potheads...sorry....I had to urbanize it.

I think the green ones are the ones on absinthe thinkin they are zombies, then gettin the rest drunk off it as well
the red ones are the ravers dealing with Stranger danger

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Dear Bella,

I have discovered and removed a dead bird from the plumbing in my bathroom sink.

Fung Shui speaking and for the sake of balance, must I now insert a dead fish into my kitchen plumbing?

Thank you,

Sincerely,

Reluctant with nose plugs and rubber gloves

[Bella]

Darling Demonica,

It all depends upon the state of the bird, sweetie.....
Was it skeletal in nature? Or kind of smooshy?

If it was skeletal, then you should insert the bones of a fish caught and eaten by Baron Von Poobah, himself.
If however, the bird was still somewhat squishy and/or smooshy you can either have devil squerrell pour some of her human soup down the drain.....or.......you could sacrifice a some of your yummy ( ) tofurkey leftovers.

[devil squerrel]

Darling Demonica,

It all depends upon the state of the bird, sweetie.....
Was it skeletal in nature? Or kind of smooshy?

If it was skeletal, then you should insert the bones of a fish caught and eaten by Baron Von Poobah, himself.
If however, the bird was still somewhat squishy and/or smooshy you can either have devil squerrell pour some of her human soup down the drain.....or.......you could sacrifice a some of your yummy ( ) tofurkey leftovers.

yez, I wil poor soupe.
gud souup. yumme humans.
   

[Z³]

How do you kill that which is ancient?

[Bella]

What is the nature of this particular ancient one?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How do you kill that which is ancient?

Take away its heart medication.

Duh.

[Horab Fibslager]

How do you kill that which is ancient?

Take away its heart medication.

Duh.

and yet that which cannot die may eternal lie
until death itself dies...

[Demonica, Oracle of Doom]

Darling Demonica,

It all depends upon the state of the bird, sweetie.....
Was it skeletal in nature? Or kind of smooshy?

If it was skeletal, then you should insert the bones of a fish caught and eaten by Baron Von Poobah, himself.
If however, the bird was still somewhat squishy and/or smooshy you can either have devil squerrell pour some of her human soup down the drain.....or.......you could sacrifice a some of your yummy ( ) tofurkey leftovers.

Thank you Bella.......................
Actually the bird was a severed hand with four fingers bent towards the palm and the middle finger stretched upwards.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How do you kill that which is ancient?

Take away its heart medication.

Duh.

and yet that which cannot die may eternal lie
until death itself dies...

"Until with strange aeons, even death may die"

Because it didn't take its heart medication.

I'm telling you, I have it all figured out.

[Bella]

Darling Demonica,

It all depends upon the state of the bird, sweetie.....
Was it skeletal in nature? Or kind of smooshy?

If it was skeletal, then you should insert the bones of a fish caught and eaten by Baron Von Poobah, himself.
If however, the bird was still somewhat squishy and/or smooshy you can either have devil squerrell pour some of her human soup down the drain.....or.......you could sacrifice a some of your yummy ( ) tofurkey leftovers.

Thank you Bella.......................
Actually the bird was a severed hand with four fingers bent towards the palm and the middle finger stretched upwards.

Go with the human soup for sure, then Sweetie.

PS: You little shit.