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#945
May 16, 2005, 06:52:59 PM
dear bella:
where did my math book go?

Bella

#946
May 16, 2005, 06:54:00 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodledear bella:
where did my math book go?
Dear Noodle,

Only Demonica knows the answer to that one. I'll ask her as soon as she wakes up, okay? Seriously, she once found my watch that had been missing for about three years.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

#947
May 16, 2005, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Saint*Bastard (Deceased)Dear Bella,

i've recently started reading Shrodinger's Cat (The trilogy, not
the philo book...)

this question is singular, but it has an A and a B part.

A. would one suppose that reading the Illuminatus! trilogy first
prepares a reader for the psychic bombardments i've been treated to
in only the first 77 pages or so of Shrodinger?

B. Speaking of bombardments, is it pure paranoia, happy coincidence,
prophecy or something *else* that runs down my spine as i read
shrodinger's cat? in less than the first five pages, things in the book
(specific dates and places, written down in 1979, not 2005 for example)
keep paralleling my own existence in a creepy manner.

[fact one (tenable): RAW makes reference to occult adepts finding his
manuscript for Shrodinger in a collapsed Masonic Auditorium in SF,
just after an Earthquake in 2005. i procured the book in a bookshop
not too far from the Masonic Auditorium, in this year (gregorian 2005),
and the day before, a minor earthquake rattled SF. oh, and i'm in the
range of (let's say) an X*...]

in short, i'm i crazy (moreso than i thought), or jumping the gun, or
justified?


If you don't mind, Bella, I think I got this one on lock.

A. No
B. Welcome to the Synchro-Net.  Please, don't feed the bears.

Thanks, LMNO. I was having a hard time with the answer to this one.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

#948
May 16, 2005, 07:07:37 PM
Quote from: Saint*Bastard (Deceased)PS

bella...when you get around if at all to it, mind sending me a PM
so's i know? no telling how short my attention span
may be in the next
I will indeed send you a pm, St. B. I've been thinking about your question for a couple of days now.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Ben

#949
May 16, 2005, 10:05:04 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodledear bella:
where did my math book go?
I know the answer to that one.  It commited suicide.  It had a lot of problems.

The Good Reverend Roger

#950
May 16, 2005, 10:08:23 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerDear Bella,

I went totally overboard on a motorcycle today, and my nerves are totally shot.  My legs keep cramping up, and my eyeballs are extended 1/4" out of their sockets.

Does this mean I should slow down?  Or should I just wear sunglasses to cover up my bloodshot, fear-crazed eyes?
Dear Roger,

Yes, that's what it means.  :mrgreen:


Grrrr...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#951
May 16, 2005, 10:25:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI went totally overboard on a motorcycle today
You ride!? Excellent, what do you ride? I have a smallish 600cc Suzuki atm, looking to upgrade next year. :)
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

The Good Reverend Roger

#952
May 16, 2005, 10:28:01 PM
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI went totally overboard on a motorcycle today
You ride!? Excellent, what do you ride? I have a smallish 600cc Suzuki atm, looking to upgrade next year. :)

I don't own a bike.  I was trying out a rebuilt Kawa Triple.

Museum piece, but it'll kick yer ass.  Damn near killed mine, and it scared the ever-lovin' shit out of GitMo.  I thought he was gonna poomp in his pance. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#953
May 16, 2005, 10:31:32 PM
:lol: Heh heh heh!
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

The Good Reverend Roger

#954
May 16, 2005, 10:33:32 PM
Quote from: synaptyx:lol: Heh heh heh!

Yeah, I kinda lost it near the Loop, and we went screaming up the centerline, between traffic, and through a red light.  A fucking Accord missed me by like 3 inches.  Closest I ever came to meeting the sausage creature.

I'm still picking bugs out of my teeth.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#955
May 16, 2005, 10:36:40 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodledear bella:
where did my math book go?
Okay, Demonica says she sees you with the book in some study hall or a library where there's tables and you do homework or study. She says it's possible that  someone else accidentally picked it up and when they realized they had the wrong book, they stuck it on a shelf with a bunch of other books in it. Demonica is looking at the scene from the book's point of view and it's a bit higher than your head would be and it's looking down from a shelf at people studying below it. Hopefully, that's where it is now because it might be where the book used to be. She hopes that's helpful to you.

And she really really hopes this right so she doesn't look stupid.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#956
May 16, 2005, 10:46:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: synaptyx:lol: Heh heh heh!

Yeah, I kinda lost it near the Loop, and we went screaming up the centerline, between traffic, and through a red light.  A fucking Accord missed me by like 3 inches.  Closest I ever came to meeting the sausage creature.

I'm still picking bugs out of my teeth.
Holy... OK, I haven't gone that apeshit on two wheels, and hopefully never wil! :lol: Glad the Accord missed you, they're not soft and cushiony really. As for the bugs, suck your teeth, that's damn good protein man!
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

The Good Reverend Roger

#957
May 16, 2005, 10:49:10 PM
Quote from: synaptyx
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: synaptyx:lol: Heh heh heh!

Yeah, I kinda lost it near the Loop, and we went screaming up the centerline, between traffic, and through a red light.  A fucking Accord missed me by like 3 inches.  Closest I ever came to meeting the sausage creature.

I'm still picking bugs out of my teeth.
Holy... OK, I haven't gone that apeshit on two wheels, and hopefully never wil! :lol: Glad the Accord missed you, they're not soft and cushiony really. As for the bugs, suck your teeth, that's damn good protein man!

Chicago bugs are full of mercury.  I'd rather suck a broken thermometer.

I didn't MEAN to do that, but the damn thing got away from me, and there was no sense trying to slow down.  Rev the bastard, and go for broke.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Guido Finucci

#958
May 17, 2005, 04:59:25 AM
Dear Bella,

Who is the frog being hugged by your new avatar? Is he any relation of Bob, the Amazonian Treefrog God?

Sincerely,
Guido

Bella

#959
May 17, 2005, 09:30:24 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciDear Bella,

Who is the frog being hugged by your new avatar? Is he any relation of Bob, the Amazonian Treefrog God?

Sincerely,
Guido
Dear Guido,

He's one of the Soggy Bottom Boys. I was wandering in the swamp one day and there he was.....sitting on a lily pad singing, "I Am A Frog Of  Constant Sorrw". So I gave him a hug and he feels a lot better now.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here
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