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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Bella, December 24, 2003, 06:07:26 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Malaul::eats your little gnomes::


::spits out little shoes::

Lucky gnomes...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iron Sulfide

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHmmm........good point.
I guess I got greedy there for a moment.


What Hugh said!

Yeah...that's the problem.  For example, you eat Bush's brain, you're hungry again 5 minutes later.

like chinese food?
Ya' stupid Yank.

Iron Sulfide

Dear Bella...

how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?

also,

how do i get this damn thong off? i think i need the jaws of life...
(i wear a size 7 and somehow squeezed into a size 4...weird, huh?)
Ya' stupid Yank.

Bella

Quote from: Saint*BastardDear Bella...

how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?

also,

how do i get this damn thong off? i think i need the jaws of life...
(i wear a size 7 and somehow squeezed into a size 4...weird, huh?)
Goody.....I get to go buy a tootsie pop. Gotta make sure I give you the right information. :twisted:
I'll let you know tomorrow how many licks it took, k?

As for the thong, you need to cut that sucker off.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Phantom Troll

What is Hugh drinking?

Bella

Tequila, most likely.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Tequila, beer, and sometimes water.

::murderates phantom troll just like in the other thread::
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCTequila, beer, and sometimes water.

::murderates phantom troll just like in the other thread::
Yeah, but does he stay dead? That's the question.

PS: Saint*Bastard......I'm sorry.
I failed to find the true answer to your question about tootsie roll pops.
Bought three of them (because I know I'm weak) and ended up crunching through each one.
Yup. Weak, that's what I am. But thanks for asking, cuz they were yummy.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

That's why I murdered the phantom troll in both threads. We won't need to know.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

Okey dokey. Good thing you were thorough, isn't it?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

What? I was thorough?

Uh oh.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

Weren't you?
I mean you made sure to kill him in both threads.
That's seems fairly thorough.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

I may need to keep my weapon of murderation nearby, just in case.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

Yup. Trolls have a way of popping up at the strangest times, don't they?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Yes. But we can always have special barbecues when we catch them.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"