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Rev Roger, Sermon #55: Smell the Fear‚Ñ¢

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 06, 2007, 07:05:59 AM

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#15
March 06, 2007, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 06, 2007, 06:09:13 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 06, 2007, 06:00:48 PM
Beware the dreaded herd. You ever noise up a bunch of cows what had just given birth recently before? You scare them enough to try and kill you.

SRSLY - make them fear something anonymous. Make them fear the idea of you. Then you could be anywhere - it spreads like wildfire ... false positives are identified ... massive lulz on CNN. You ever hear of satanic ritual abuse of children on the orkney isles?

I want to be martyred.
It's my new favorite cause of death (used to be suicide).

I want to be crushed by the Swedish bikini team.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#16
March 06, 2007, 06:31:44 PM
Monty Python reference in 5...4...3...

Suu

#17
March 06, 2007, 08:08:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 06, 2007, 06:31:44 PM
Monty Python reference in 5...4...3...

Sorry, the only one that came to my head was, "A SPANKING! A SPANKING!"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#18
March 06, 2007, 08:09:47 PM
Try Meaning of Life.

Suu

#19
March 06, 2007, 08:17:05 PM
Fuck I haven't seen that one in a while...and I'm assuming it has nothing to do with Mr. Creosote.

One: People aren't wearing enough hats.
Two: Matter is energy.



...I so lose.  :sad:

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

That One Guy

#20
March 07, 2007, 03:46:59 PM
 :mittens:

Brought a tear to my eye. If anyone ever wants a good Discordian motivational speechifying rant/sermon, there it is.

This made me think of the hilarious "bomb scare" here in Boston recently. I've always loved guerilla tactics (no matter what they're for - revolution, marketing, art, whatever!) and that was so funny I was laughing for a solid five minutes the first time I saw one of the "bombs". During that afternoon I was doing my best to reinforce the paranoia (all too easy - even though who the hell cares about blowing up Boston? Yankees fans? Someone that didn't get into Harvard? Hah!) and the ensuing idiocy was the icing on the cake.

Believe the bullshit and you become it (and it becomes you). Play with it, laugh at it, toy with it, and it's the best tool you have to do whatever the hell you want  :evil:
People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Arguing with a Unitarian Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.

Suu

#21
March 07, 2007, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: That One Guy on March 07, 2007, 03:46:59 PM
:mittens:

Brought a tear to my eye. If anyone ever wants a good Discordian motivational speechifying rant/sermon, there it is.

This made me think of the hilarious "bomb scare" here in Boston recently. I've always loved guerilla tactics (no matter what they're for - revolution, marketing, art, whatever!) and that was so funny I was laughing for a solid five minutes the first time I saw one of the "bombs". During that afternoon I was doing my best to reinforce the paranoia (all too easy - even though who the hell cares about blowing up Boston? Yankees fans? Someone that didn't get into Harvard? Hah!) and the ensuing idiocy was the icing on the cake.

Believe the bullshit and you become it (and it becomes you). Play with it, laugh at it, toy with it, and it's the best tool you have to do whatever the hell you want  :evil:

1-31-07
WE
WILL
NEVER
FORGET!!!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#22
March 08, 2007, 06:03:20 AM
Forget what, again?

I approve this rant, btw. 

It's nice to remember that living in a storage unit, waking up at five to break out of it, and going to the gym before work is really FOR something other than meeting LG this summer.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
March 08, 2007, 06:39:35 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on March 08, 2007, 06:03:20 AM
Forget what, again?

I approve this rant, btw. 

It's nice to remember that living in a storage unit, waking up at five to break out of it, and going to the gym before work is really FOR something other than meeting LG this summer.

You could write the Great American Novel,Ñ¢.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Random Probability

#24
March 08, 2007, 07:39:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2007, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 06, 2007, 06:09:13 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 06, 2007, 06:00:48 PM
Beware the dreaded herd. You ever noise up a bunch of cows what had just given birth recently before? You scare them enough to try and kill you.

SRSLY - make them fear something anonymous. Make them fear the idea of you. Then you could be anywhere - it spreads like wildfire ... false positives are identified ... massive lulz on CNN. You ever hear of satanic ritual abuse of children on the orkney isles?

I want to be martyred.
It's my new favorite cause of death (used to be suicide).

I want to be crushed by the Swedish bikini team.

Well, both of those certainly beat the canned salmon.

LMNO

#25
March 08, 2007, 07:43:23 PM
Please note that The Good Reverend Roger will kill a motherfucker.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
March 08, 2007, 08:16:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 08, 2007, 07:43:23 PM
Please note that The Good Reverend Roger will kill a motherfucker.

Thanks, man.  My caps lock finger is sore.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#27
March 11, 2007, 01:42:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2007, 06:39:35 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on March 08, 2007, 06:03:20 AM
Forget what, again?

I approve this rant, btw. 

It's nice to remember that living in a storage unit, waking up at five to break out of it, and going to the gym before work is really FOR something other than meeting LG this summer.

You could write the Great American Novel,Ñ¢.

What a perfectly horrid idea.
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