What others say about the Discordian Society

[Cain]

Found lingering on my laptop hard drive from where I had left it since Xmas...despite making several dozen flyers and spreading them in London, Bristol and Edinburgh

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Their principal activity is an extreme mental derangement. . . . In the maximum number of languages the Discordian Society sends letters from foreign countries filled with the most filthy expressions. In our opinion the Federal Bureau of Investigation gave them too much credit in investigating them.
- Unnamed US Justice Department Official

The concerns of this movement, currently supported by ,ÄúThe Good Reverend Roger,Äù and ,ÄúEast Coast Hustle,Äù among others, are in some sense comparable, a hundred years later, to those of the Young Hegelians and especially to the Marx of the 1844 Manuscripts . . . . That is to say, they imagine that a revolution is possible and their program is aimed at making one.
- New Absurdist Magazine #23

These ,Äúactivists,Äù have insulted the society in which they live and all its values. They should be dealt with by psychiatrists. I don,Äôt want to take any legal measures against them ,Äî they should be in a lunatic asylum. . . . As for their incitement to illegal acts, the Minister of the Interior is looking into that.
- Dominique de Villepin, 2006

The Discordians . . . are more anarchist than the anarchists, whom they find too bureaucratic.
- Robert Anton Wilson

Their doctrine, if such a term can be used in describing their delirious ravings, . . . is a sort of radical revolutionism with an underpinning of nihilism. . . . A monument of imbecilic fanaticism, written in a pretentious jargon, spiced with a barrage of gratuitous insults both of their professors and of their fellow students. It constantly refers to a mysterious ,ÄúDiscordian Society,Äù
- Militant Tendency, 1981

Then appeared for the first time the disquieting figures of the ,ÄúDiscordian Society,Äù How many are there? Where do they come from? No one knows.
- Daily Mail, December 1994

Discordianism is, of course, no more the specter that haunts industrial society than was communism the specter that haunted Europe in 1848.
- Gregory Hill, Usenet Post, 1996

WARNING: Leaflets have been distributed in the Brixton area calling for an insurrectionary general strike. It goes without saying that such appeals have not been issued by our democratic trade-union organizations. They are the work of provocateurs seeking to provide the government with a pretext for intervention. . . . The workers must be vigilant to defeat all such maneuvers.
- Socialist Workers Party Directive, 1981

. . . the Discordian Society, which has its base in San Francisco and which is controlled by the security and espionage police of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics...
- John Birch Society

Their general headquarters is secret but I think it is somewhere in London. They are not students, but are what are known as Discordians; they travel everywhere and exploit the discontent of students.
- Anonymous interview published in the News of the World, 1987

We are here concerned with only one small group who alone set the scene for the May events and provided the insurrection with a dialectical backbone. These few outlaws, these Discordians, universally despised by political organizations and student bodies, have their base on the surrealistic fringes of the Left Wing. From there they have nurtured one of the most advanced, coherent revolutionary theories (though often plagued by academic arrogance and ,Äúin,Äù references), which provoked a near-liquidation of the State.
- Taken from the suppressed Colombia University Report into the April 23rd take over of the University in 1968

Miss Martin said the ,ÄúDiscordians,Äù were a religious movement active in Greece in the 10th century BC, and that there had been ,Äútalk,Äù on the campus of a revival under that name in Berkeley.
- San Francisco Examiner (18 May 1972)

The Discordian Society was created by the CIA from scratch in 1957 in New Orleans under the slogans ,ÄúNothing is True, Everything is Permissible,,Äù ,ÄúA Discordian is prohibited in believing what he reads,,Äù and ,ÄúCreative Disorder!,,Äù and is the paradigm example of a CIA synthetic all-purpose formation. The loose and programless anarchist ,Äúleft cover,Äù countergang on the Discordian model is ideal for the CIA for the recruitment of new agents, the launching of psywar operations, the detonation of riots, syndicalist workers,Äô actions (e.g., LIP strike), student power revolts, etc., the continual generation of new countergang formations, and infiltration, penetration and dissolution of socialist and other workers,Äôorganizations. . . . During the 1968 problems, the Discordians were assigned to stop the Labor Committees from developing into a mass-based working-class party.
- New Solidarity, 28 August and 6 September 1977

Discordianism seems to have ,Äúcaught on,Äù in the U.S.A., particularly in California, that playground of the ideologies. . . . The American Discordians seem to be repeating the pattern of mutual exclusion and criticism as occurred in Europe, and to be employing a fairly impenetrable Hegelian vocabulary. . . . Wilson and Hill are worth reading for their critique of modern consumer-culture (if you can arrange a few weeks free of work and booze).
- Time Magazine, 1976

Behind the angry young men of Amsterdam we find a secret Society. . . . The Provos provide the previously isolated theorists of the Discordian Society with troops, ,Äúintelligent surrogates,Äù capable of constituting the secular arm of an organization which itself prefers to remain more or less behind the scenes.
- Figaro Litt?©raire (4 August 1982)

[Idem]

K.

Alot of people think we're revolutionists or something.   

[hunter s.durden]

I love RAW's one liners.
I'm stealing that one.

[Cain]

It wasn't really him, but I decided to give the old guy some credit.

[hunter s.durden]

Oh , it seems like something he might say though.
I still like his one liners.

P.S. From now on i'm accrediting that to me.

[Cain]

Carrefour originally said it back in 1968.

[LMNO]

The bit about it being a CIA plot is brilliant.


Mostly, because it's so plausible.



LMNO
-waiting for the phone call.

[Cramulus]

Discordianism is, of course, no more the specter that haunts industrial society than was communism the specter that haunted Europe in 1848.
- Gregory Hill, Usenet Post, 1996

Greg Hill posted on usenet?

Greg Hill is a real person?

fawkwaaaaad?!

[Cain]

He was actually a programmer of sorts, so maybe.  His death was reported on Usenet in 2000, so someone he knew obviously used it.

[Random Probability]

Those are good starting points, but too obviously fabricated by yourself.  However, given the initial reactions I am reading here , I think that they would be swallowed whole and without question by the cabbages.

I'll see what I can do with the basic memes and get back to you.....

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

Found this post, and I decided to throw some of the quotes, a graphic, and some extra stuff into a poster (pretending it's warning parents of the Discordian menace)  format. Here's the Open Office file. If anyone has some ideas on how to format it better, please do so.

File: http://rapidshare.com/files/26063562/know_your_enemy.odt.html