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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 21, 2007, 07:09:19 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 21, 2007, 07:09:19 PM
You heard me.  Stop rocking the boat, you're keeping the rest of us awake.

Instead of posting your seditious perversions, tell us what you are eating/drinking/wearing/listening to/fucking/etc.  This way, we can all keep pretending that we are baaaaaaaaad.  Radicals.  Subversives.  We can continue to ignore the whistling sound of the hammer coming down, while we play silly games, and examine the mystical properties of the number 5.

Stop fucking with other boards.  Stop sending vicious letters to your congressmen/PMs.  Stop putting "out of order" signs on every public telephone/toilet/vending machine in your town.  That's not real Discordianism, damn you!  That's badwrong Discordianism...and verging on the Subgenius Heresy.

Wipe that shit-eating grin off of your face.  We are NOT amused by your antics, which make us very uncomfortable.  You'll probably get us all in trouble, and who will be laughing, then?  There are no jokes in the internment camps, so cut it out.

Instead, come up with another silly word game for us.  Tell us about the grotty little details of your vanilla life.  Make sure to tell us all how EVIL and REBELLIOUS you are.  Stop thinking about bad things, and concentrate on the fluffy white clouds. And when your soul finally shrieks out it's death-cry, all that will emerge from your bloated, sooper-sized carcass will be a belch, or perhaps a yawn.

You will finally be a Good American...and a Good Discordian,Ñ¢.

Or kill me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#1
March 21, 2007, 07:14:37 PM
If you think this is directed at you, it probably is.

If you think its not, then it is most definatly.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

LMNO

#2
March 21, 2007, 07:19:52 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 21, 2007, 07:14:37 PM
If you think this is directed at you, it probably is.

If you think its not, then it is most definatly.


So BMW, is it directed at you, too, or is it most definately directed at you, too?

B_M_W

#3
March 21, 2007, 07:27:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 21, 2007, 07:19:52 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 21, 2007, 07:14:37 PM
If you think this is directed at you, it probably is.

If you think its not, then it is most definatly.


So BMW, is it directed at you, too, or is it most definately directed at you, too?

Both, but the first one to a greater degree.

BMW,

has been lacking in the "kicking shit around" department recently.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
March 21, 2007, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 21, 2007, 07:27:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 21, 2007, 07:19:52 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 21, 2007, 07:14:37 PM
If you think this is directed at you, it probably is.

If you think its not, then it is most definatly.


So BMW, is it directed at you, too, or is it most definately directed at you, too?

Both, but the first one to a greater degree.

BMW,

has been lacking in the "kicking shit around" department recently.

Quit being humble...You aren't that great.

:lulz:

TGRR,
Ripping off Alice Longstreet Roosevelt for all she's worth.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B_M_W

#5
March 21, 2007, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2007, 07:32:49 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 21, 2007, 07:27:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 21, 2007, 07:19:52 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 21, 2007, 07:14:37 PM
If you think this is directed at you, it probably is.

If you think its not, then it is most definatly.


So BMW, is it directed at you, too, or is it most definately directed at you, too?

Both, but the first one to a greater degree.

BMW,

has been lacking in the "kicking shit around" department recently.

Quit being humble...You aren't that great.

:lulz:

TGRR,
Ripping off Alice Longstreet Roosevelt for all she's worth.

:lulz:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Jenne

#6
March 21, 2007, 07:37:48 PM
Same here, BMW.  But I still take this to heart in a big way.

I have a lot to do still...just need the energy to do it.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
March 21, 2007, 07:41:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 21, 2007, 07:37:48 PM
Same here, BMW.  But I still take this to heart in a big way.

I have a lot to do still...just need the energy to do it.

Inertia can be your best friend, or your worst enemy.

Get the ball rolling.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#8
March 21, 2007, 08:00:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2007, 07:41:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 21, 2007, 07:37:48 PM
Same here, BMW.  But I still take this to heart in a big way.

I have a lot to do still...just need the energy to do it.

Inertia can be your best friend, or your worst enemy.

Get the ball rolling.

Sounds good...everything just feels like it's on hold for now.  I never know what each day will bring.  Sucks ass, really.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
March 21, 2007, 08:11:37 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 21, 2007, 08:00:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2007, 07:41:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 21, 2007, 07:37:48 PM
Same here, BMW.  But I still take this to heart in a big way.

I have a lot to do still...just need the energy to do it.

Inertia can be your best friend, or your worst enemy.

Get the ball rolling.

Sounds good...everything just feels like it's on hold for now.  I never know what each day will bring.  Sucks ass, really.

If you're on hold, you have time to "improve" ads around you, etc.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

DJRubberducky

#10
March 21, 2007, 08:43:30 PM
Reading rants like this is like when I go in for my lymphatic drain massage, or drink my MSM and Vitamin C in the morning.

It's seriously, SERIOUSLY unpleasant.  But I keep doing it, 'cause it's the kind of discomfort that is ultimately good for me.
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Cain

#11
March 21, 2007, 08:54:00 PM
If I told you what I'd been up to lately, I'd be in an open air cell in Kazakhstan.

faust

#12
March 21, 2007, 10:32:08 PM
why cant I do both?
today I went into all the old places i work and security tagged everyones coat just before everyone starts taking their lunches.
and in personal news  tomorrow I will be fucking a metal head chick who seems to really like me. I will probably do it while listening to kate bush, she puts steam in a mans stride, oh and I am probably getting evicted.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
March 22, 2007, 05:45:21 AM
Quote from: faust on March 21, 2007, 10:32:08 PM
why cant I do both?
today I went into all the old places i work and security tagged everyones coat just before everyone starts taking their lunches.
and in personal news  tomorrow I will be fucking a metal head chick who seems to really like me. I will probably do it while listening to kate bush, she puts steam in a mans stride, oh and I am probably getting evicted.

Sounds like you're having a hell of a time.

Solution:  Move in with the metal chick, buy Rob Zombie records.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#14
March 22, 2007, 10:03:23 AM
I'm doing what I feel like doing. If you don't like it tough shit. You want to bark out orders thats fine but don't be surprised when I ignore them. Never had much truck with authority.

In other news I'm one step closer to getting out of this bullshit job and working for my self. Should be able to give up this income tax thing too - that shit really wasn't working out for me.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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