What am O I O?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

fixt

That needs to be an emot.

[Triple Zero]

just keep a bookmark on it and use it next time it's appropriate, i think it's a bit large for an emoticon and Cain seems busy running the board on his own

[Idem]

God damn this fucker is annoying.

[saint aini]

I do not need to quote the [censored] methods file.

Wrist cutting is regarded as so emo and so not effective.

Better methods exist, but laws prohibit my discussion of them.

If it is suicide you truly desire, I wish you luck in your efforts for you do not need me to point the way.

[Idem]

I do not need to quote the [censored] methods file.

Wrist cutting is regarded as so emo and so not effective.

Better methods exist, but laws prohibit my discussion of them.

If it is suicide you truly desire, I wish you luck in your efforts for you do not need me to point the way.

Did anyone ask?   

[saint aini]

I do not need to quote the [censored] methods file.

Wrist cutting is regarded as so emo and so not effective.

Better methods exist, but laws prohibit my discussion of them.

If it is suicide you truly desire, I wish you luck in your efforts for you do not need me to point the way.

Did anyone ask?   

Does it really matter?

I don't want anyone cutting their wrists because it's a waste of a razorblade.

[Horngrim III]

Reconnected and Forgiven!
(getforgiven.com)

according to the Principia:
"If you want in on the Discordian Society
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you like
and tell us about it
or
if you prefer
don't. "

I think I declared what I wish for in my opening statement on this forum:D

i am hereby also quoting:
"Some never do explain. "
,Äî marginalia from Principia Discordia, page 00032

it should be obvious what I'm actually doing here, or maybe not if I'm not really here

in short:
looking for partner in crime(mentoring/OM projects)
how to get past 23(pineal) before I turn 24

yeah, im a noob, so what?what so?

*melatoninelevels dropping*

[saint aini]

Just because you declared something or read something does not mean we have to accept you.

Consider also from our most holy book, which I would not hesitate to use as toilet paper (despite it being stamped contrary to that purpose) comes from the Pentabarf:

A Discordian is prohibited from believing what he reads.

I call spambot:

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I'm seeking to build a mailing list. The way I hope to do this is through creating a viral freebie, we're giving away Papal Indulgences. If you have suggestions or want to take a stab at tweaks or a rewrite, please do. you can comment here or email me directly at howard.campbell@gmail.com

HERE'S WHAT WE HAVE SO FAR...

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2-You will be sent a confirmation email when your indulgence is ready to be sent
3-Approve the indulgence to be sent or click RECREATE

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Your name

Your email address

Recipient's name

Recipient's email address

Finished, click here and we'll email when your indulgence is signed. And ready to be sent.
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Prove yourself worthy by a serious demonstration.

Then we might consider you.

Browse the archives.

You might not want to put that link out again.

Otherwise, have a happy go fuck yourself and die saturday.

[Horngrim III]

that is absolutely true and not so true as it's true.
equally they both are correct!
proven to myself I have my own cabal

i love frogs!

[Messier Undertree]

that is absolutely true and not so true as it's true.
equally they both are correct!
proven to myself I have my own cabal

i love frogs!

what

[Payne]

Wholly jeebus etc etc. Hes trying to yank peoples chains by being obtuse. I think there is little Komedy value here. Oh well.

~~~Jaded. But optimistic.

[Horngrim III]

what kind of obtuse?

1. not quick or alert in perception, feeling, or intellect; not sensitive or observant; dull. 
2. not sharp, acute, or pointed; blunt in form. 
3. (of a leaf, petal, etc.) rounded at the extremity. 
4. indistinctly felt or perceived, as pain or sound

[saint aini]

Payne: Accepted as worthy
YUO: Go

[Horngrim III]

i consider that a compliment, thank you!

[Cramulus]

Hey Horngrim...

We're really glad you've just read the Principia and want to get into it. REALLY glad even. In many Discordian circles it's proper form to be as zany, weird, random, nonsensical as possible. Around here though the crowd is kinda jaded to that. If you lurk through the boards a bit (which I HIGHLY reccommend) you'll find that though "high weirdness" and "high madness" is not really our tone. Coherency (with numerous exceptions) is.

One of the themes present on these forums is an abandonment of the Principia Discordia. It's awesome, to be sure, but we're trying to get past the humor and weirdness and get to the meat of it.

If you're new to the scene, you might also enjoy 23ae.com


Professor Cramulus