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Started by Sir Perineal, March 24, 2007, 06:29:06 AM

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Quote from: rygD on March 31, 2007, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on March 30, 2007, 05:29:27 AM
how the fuck has lysergic's post count leaped ahead of mine by like 200?

I think this happened because you have a life outside of the internets.  Shame on you.

this is false. i may have an existence outside the internets, but calling it a "Life" is giving me too much credit.
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Quote from: Lysergic on March 31, 2007, 01:27:45 PM
Hey, I have a life outside the internet :cry:.
I just happen to find this one of the most interesting places on the net I've ever been to. Fuck, I prefer posting here then feeding my wow addiction. I seriously have stopped playing wow ever since I started posting here.

You've traded one computer generated addiction for a graphically inferior version of the same.

Kill yourself.

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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SillyCybin on April 02, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 31, 2007, 01:27:45 PM
Hey, I have a life outside the internet :cry:.
I just happen to find this one of the most interesting places on the net I've ever been to. Fuck, I prefer posting here then feeding my wow addiction. I seriously have stopped playing wow ever since I started posting here.

You've traded one computer generated addiction for a graphically inferior version of the same.

Kill yourself.

Well, at least here he doesn't have to attend virtual weddings*.


* since Tao and EvT flounced.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

The CotSG is Discordianism as interpretated via Illumunatus!, plus flying saucers, mind powers and "Bob", minus ancient Greek goddesses, chaos and mere interdimensonal conspiracies*.  Think of it this way: Discordianism = rip off of Zen and Taoism with beatnik/hippie/70s counterculture undertones.  CotSG is a funny  Scientology rip-off, but with an 80s counterculture undertone.  And they did an aewsome job in pre-empting the UFO hype of the late 80s and 90s too.

*I have Ivan Stang saying as much (recorded even, more fool him).

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2007, 02:56:57 PM
The CotSG is Discordianism as interpretated via Illumunatus!, plus flying saucers, mind powers and "Bob", minus ancient Greek goddesses, chaos and mere interdimensonal conspiracies*.  Think of it this way: Discordianism = rip off of Zen and Taoism with beatnik/hippie/70s counterculture undertones.  CotSG is a funny  Scientology rip-off, but with an 80s counterculture undertone.  And they did an aewsome job in pre-empting the UFO hype of the late 80s and 90s too.

*I have Ivan Stang saying as much (recorded even, more fool him).

Stang is a genius.  Too bad he's such a moron.

TGRR,
Has no time for the "tragically hip".  Especially the ones that warned against being "tragically hip".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Yeah.  Credit where credit is due, the guy is damn smart and creative as hell.  Its just a shame he wont use it anymore.

Apparently, he didn't know Discordianism was even real until after he created Phamphlet 1 and 2. :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2007, 08:15:33 PM
Yeah.  Credit where credit is due, the guy is damn smart and creative as hell.  Its just a shame he wont use it anymore.

Apparently, he didn't know Discordianism was even real until after he created Phamphlet 1 and 2. :lulz:

Oh, he uses it.  Catch the Hour of Slack on streaming radio.  It's either dumb as fuck or better than listening to Carlos Mencia doing Gandhi imitations.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Ah.  As you can see, I never listen to Hour of Slack.  I probably should.

LMNO

YOu can podcast it, I think.

Cain

Yeah.  I probably should.  Though with Out There and Open Source radio, my comp is getting real low on space.

Mourning Star

Quote from: SillyCybin on April 02, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 31, 2007, 01:27:45 PM
Hey, I have a life outside the internet :cry:.
I just happen to find this one of the most interesting places on the net I've ever been to. Fuck, I prefer posting here then feeding my wow addiction. I seriously have stopped playing wow ever since I started posting here.

You've traded one computer generated addiction for a graphically inferior version of the same.

Kill yourself.

Both of these e-drugs have been out of my system for days, fucking visiting relatives of my Fiance' and idiotic lab partners at uni making my life HELL!

KILL ME!

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cain on April 02, 2007, 02:56:57 PMThe CotSG is Discordianism as interpretated via Illumunatus!, plus flying saucers, mind powers and "Bob", minus ancient Greek goddesses, chaos and mere interdimensonal conspiracies*.  Think of it this way: Discordianism = rip off of Zen and Taoism with beatnik/hippie/70s counterculture undertones.  CotSG is a funny  Scientology rip-off, but with an 80s counterculture undertone.  And they did an aewsome job in pre-empting the UFO hype of the late 80s and 90s too.

hm then what are we, on this board?

cause we don't really fit any of these descriptions.

probably gonna be called "neodiscordians" in a decade or so

(either that, or be completely forgotten)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Lies

We are the collection of "whatever it is we are" who happen to have a taste in the teachings of discordianism, I suppose?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

Of course, I just massively simplified a very complex set of concepts into a sentence, so resemblance to reality may be slight.

Cramulus

When I read the word Neo-Discordians I immediately thought of the 1950s version of the future - you know, art deco, cars with fins, ray guns, sun glasses, etc. Everything works on atomic power and radar. We should start that cabal. It'll be out of this world!