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Started by Genocide Device, March 25, 2007, 04:38:33 PM

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#60
April 02, 2007, 04:29:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 03:56:19 AM
Quote from: Genocide Device on April 02, 2007, 02:32:20 AM
and the sad part is I reallllly am trying... but at least you won't have to read any more pieces of my writing.

Spellchecker is your buddy.
Going to be nice and play devils advocate here for a sec.

1. Spellchecker doesn't know what "wait" you mean because it's still technically correct

2. Maybe, jus maybe, Genocide is Lisdexic and is trying his best to overcome it by being a writer. Just a thought.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Payne

#61
April 02, 2007, 04:31:42 AM
To my knowledge, thats the best way to overcome it. That and reading a book you literally can't put down.

At least, thats what worked for my sister.

The Good Reverend Roger

#62
April 02, 2007, 04:57:01 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 04:29:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 03:56:19 AM
Quote from: Genocide Device on April 02, 2007, 02:32:20 AM
and the sad part is I reallllly am trying... but at least you won't have to read any more pieces of my writing.

Spellchecker is your buddy.
Going to be nice and play devils advocate here for a sec.

1. Spellchecker doesn't know what "wait" you mean because it's still technically correct

2. Maybe, jus maybe, Genocide is Lisdexic and is trying his best to overcome it by being a writer. Just a thought.

1.  Even my stoopid little spellchecker in my Bill Gates stuff would green flag that.

2.  No, he's using the wrong words, not transposing the letters.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Idem

#63
April 02, 2007, 05:48:43 AM
Thread needs moar longcat

The Good Reverend Roger

#64
April 02, 2007, 06:26:01 AM
Quote from: Idem on April 02, 2007, 05:48:43 AM
Thread needs moar longcat

Save that for AKK.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Idem

#65
April 02, 2007, 08:44:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:26:01 AM
Quote from: Idem on April 02, 2007, 05:48:43 AM
Thread needs moar longcat

Save that for AKK.
I'm afraid if I see another continuation of his writings...   :?

Lies

#66
April 02, 2007, 02:10:21 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 02, 2007, 04:31:42 AM
To my knowledge, thats the best way to overcome it. That and reading a book you literally can't put down.

At least, thats what worked for my sister.
What did you use to stick the book to your sisters hands? Super Glue? Duct tape? Buckled to an electric chair with a buzzer designed to go off when the weight of the book is lost from it?
I could make a killing from the marketing idea.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#67
April 02, 2007, 02:25:49 PM
Quote from: Idem on April 02, 2007, 08:44:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 06:26:01 AM
Quote from: Idem on April 02, 2007, 05:48:43 AM
Thread needs moar longcat

Save that for AKK.
I'm afraid if I see another continuation of his writings...   :?

no.

you may recall the large amount of second chances (and sometimes third, and fourth) AKK got, and he STILL didn't get it with his stubborn dumb head? that's why he deserves what he's getting now.

GD, although he can't write, and i can imagine we're still feeling a littlebit triggerhappy, hasn't really proved himself yet to be as hopeless as AKK (unless i've missed something).
he should read those 50 tips Cain posted and use a spellchecker (and indeed one that doesn't only redflag misspellings, but also greenflag other possible mistakes), and then continue to not try out his writing experiments on this board ;-)

let's not longcat everything that makes you go UNNG

(PS, AKK we're not talking to you, this is talking about you, so pre-emptive STFU--just in case)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

hunter s.durden

#68
April 02, 2007, 02:36:29 PM
I like GD, but it should be known I have many friends with his sense of humor and taste (or lack of) in entertainment.
My fucking with him is a reaction brought on by conditioning.

My friends make me sit through shitty horror films, and I hate them.

So it's nothing personal GD, but I hate you.
This space for rent.

Cain

#69
April 02, 2007, 03:46:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 02, 2007, 03:57:56 AM
And Cain posted a link to fifty writing tools which really is quite good, if you can read it for that long, there is a lot of stuff in it.

I can safely say that site is one of my top 10 ever finds on the web.

The Good Reverend Roger

#70
April 02, 2007, 05:44:28 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 02:36:29 PM
My friends make me sit through shitty horror films, and I hate them.


What the hell is wrong with you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#71
April 02, 2007, 06:37:48 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on April 02, 2007, 02:10:21 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 02, 2007, 04:31:42 AM
To my knowledge, thats the best way to overcome it. That and reading a book you literally can't put down.

At least, thats what worked for my sister.
What did you use to stick the book to your sisters hands? Super Glue? Duct tape? Buckled to an electric chair with a buzzer designed to go off when the weight of the book is lost from it?
I could make a killing from the marketing idea.

:lol: She chose to do it herself unfortunately. No animals were harmed in the making of this program.

hunter s.durden

#72
April 02, 2007, 06:56:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:44:28 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 02:36:29 PM
My friends make me sit through shitty horror films, and I hate them.


What the hell is wrong with you?

Where to begin...
I get very, very lonely sometimes.

I watched House of Wax to sate that loneliness.

That should eat up any respect you may have accidentally gained for me.
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#73
April 02, 2007, 07:16:59 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 06:56:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2007, 05:44:28 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 02:36:29 PM
My friends make me sit through shitty horror films, and I hate them.


What the hell is wrong with you?

Where to begin...
I get very, very lonely sometimes.

I watched House of Wax to sate that loneliness.

That should eat up any respect you may have accidentally gained for me.

Rob Zombie is the best director/producer EVER.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#74
April 02, 2007, 07:21:55 PM
Was that sarcasm or not?
He wasn't involved in that was he?
This space for rent.
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