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Started by Ambassador KAOS, March 25, 2007, 09:59:14 PM

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LMNO

#60
March 28, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
It's Lysergic.  I'm pretty sure he's high.

Idem

#61
March 28, 2007, 04:25:21 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 04:22:38 PM
Are you high?

That was from COPS.
My God, I know, that's what I was thinking.   :lulz:

Yeah, it was from COPS.  Some guy (Prolly a 23fnord) put other crap on the screen.

hunter s.durden

#62
March 28, 2007, 04:27:29 PM
I figured it was everywhere now.

I'm thinking it's the smoke, because if watch on, it shows the cop talking to his seargent along with a caption saying "Sgt Wadboy" (or whatever).
I wouldn't thinks it's a buddy of the bearded guy filming.
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

#63
March 28, 2007, 04:56:49 PM
Also if you notice it aint filmed on handycam and, even if it was, I doubt the guys peer group has access to even that cheap crap. Unless it was another bumfights stunt.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Thurnez Isa

#64
March 28, 2007, 04:59:36 PM
No for you non North Americans
Its COPS the TV series
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COPS_(TV_Series)
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Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
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P3nT4gR4m

#65
March 28, 2007, 05:05:03 PM
At least yours has decent action in. Teh pinnacle of uk culture is celebrity big brother - 12 vacuous z-list nobodies sitting in a house being bored for the cameras.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

#66
March 28, 2007, 05:07:04 PM
Yawn.
Over here celebrities become cops for TV.
Then get arrested 2 weeks later on domestic charges.
This space for rent.

Lies

#67
March 28, 2007, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 04:22:38 PM
Are you high?

That was from COPS.

Actually, I'm drunk and going to bed now.
Whatever it was it sure was fucking funny.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Idem

#68
March 28, 2007, 09:57:18 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 05:07:04 PM
Yawn.
Over here celebrities become cops for TV.
Then get arrested 2 weeks later on domestic charges.
Oh God, you saw that show too?

Btw those people were hardly celebrities.

Lies

#69
March 29, 2007, 08:32:28 AM
Ok, trying to find "Fritz Kopfkrank" on the net anywhere gets me nothing but the youtube video and someones myspace thats got nothing to do with him.

You guys were right and I was a gullable dupe.
It's just another fucking hobo.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#70
March 29, 2007, 08:35:39 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 29, 2007, 08:32:28 AM
Ok, trying to find "Fritz Kopfkrank" on the net anywhere gets me nothing but the youtube video and someones myspace thats got nothing to do with him.

You guys were right and I was a gullable dupe.
It's just another fucking hobo.

That's a great gag.

But I think we could do it better.

Is there any stock footage of Jeffry Dahmer?
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#71
March 29, 2007, 10:21:21 AM
also "kopfkrank" means head-disease, or funny-in-the-head in German.

Miskatonic Uni. is another giveaway (Lovecraft reference)

though of course, if it was a discordian that could have been his fake made-up sainthood pope name or whatever.
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Lies

#72
March 29, 2007, 10:31:01 AM
Quote from: triple zero on March 29, 2007, 10:21:21 AM
also "kopfkrank" means head-disease, or funny-in-the-head in German.

Miskatonic Uni. is another giveaway (Lovecraft reference)

though of course, if it was a discordian that could have been his fake made-up sainthood pope name or whatever.

Precisely what made me think it was so legit. I also knew what Kopfkrank meant as well, being half german and all.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Idem

#73
March 30, 2007, 10:02:00 PM
 :argh!:

Use that shit when trolling fundies plz

Messier Undertree

#74
March 30, 2007, 10:04:04 PM
:lulz:
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