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Rev Roger Sermon#17: What have you DONE lately? (Reprinty goodness)

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 27, 2007, 08:43:33 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
March 29, 2007, 05:40:13 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 29, 2007, 03:03:28 PM
You really don't know Roger very well. When it comes to hating someone, he doesn't let up.

See what I mean?  Fucking hopeless.

Oh, he's going to teach me how to be a Discordian. :lol:

Please to make yourselves aware of the nearest bunker entrances.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Random Probability

#31
March 29, 2007, 09:50:21 PM
"Statistically, more people survive when they think only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die!
Think only of yourself!
Do not panic!"

theCalmpsychopath

#32
March 29, 2007, 10:22:34 PM
this thread needs some  :popcorn: and some  :taco:
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

Messier Undertree

#33
March 29, 2007, 10:58:52 PM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on March 29, 2007, 10:22:34 PM
this thread needs some  :popcorn: and some  :taco:

The entire internets needs some :popcorn: and some  :taco:

Triple Zero

#34
March 30, 2007, 12:47:41 AM
Quote from: davedim on March 29, 2007, 10:58:52 PM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on March 29, 2007, 10:22:34 PM
this thread needs some  :popcorn: and some  :taco:

The entire internets needs some :popcorn: and some  :taco:

the entire internet is more than FULL of :popcorn: and :taco:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

B_M_W

#35
March 30, 2007, 12:58:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 05:40:13 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 29, 2007, 03:03:28 PM
You really don't know Roger very well. When it comes to hating someone, he doesn't let up.

See what I mean?  Fucking hopeless.

Oh, he's going to teach me how to be a Discordian. :lol:

Please to make yourselves aware of the nearest bunker entrances.

I'll be around, but I'm not gonna help.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
March 30, 2007, 07:03:09 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 30, 2007, 12:58:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 05:40:13 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 29, 2007, 03:03:28 PM
You really don't know Roger very well. When it comes to hating someone, he doesn't let up.

See what I mean?  Fucking hopeless.

Oh, he's going to teach me how to be a Discordian. :lol:

Please to make yourselves aware of the nearest bunker entrances.

I'll be around, but I'm not gonna help.

That's okay.  I'm used to not getting a little help from my friends.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#37
March 30, 2007, 03:53:02 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on March 29, 2007, 09:50:21 PM
"Statistically, more people survive when they think only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die!
Think only of yourself!
Do not panic!"



Are you quoting Hawkwind?

B_M_W

#38
March 30, 2007, 07:20:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 30, 2007, 07:03:09 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 30, 2007, 12:58:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 05:40:13 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 29, 2007, 03:03:28 PM
You really don't know Roger very well. When it comes to hating someone, he doesn't let up.

See what I mean?  Fucking hopeless.

Oh, he's going to teach me how to be a Discordian. :lol:

Please to make yourselves aware of the nearest bunker entrances.

I'll be around, but I'm not gonna help.

That's okay.  I'm used to not getting a little help from my friends.

That isn't it though. I already said I was gonna ease up. I'll only come down hard if I see somemore of that pseudoscience.

I realized I didn't like being a hypocrite. Remember what an emo fuck I was when I first came along?
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
March 30, 2007, 07:22:54 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 30, 2007, 07:20:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 30, 2007, 07:03:09 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 30, 2007, 12:58:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 05:40:13 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 29, 2007, 03:03:28 PM
You really don't know Roger very well. When it comes to hating someone, he doesn't let up.

See what I mean?  Fucking hopeless.

Oh, he's going to teach me how to be a Discordian. :lol:

Please to make yourselves aware of the nearest bunker entrances.

I'll be around, but I'm not gonna help.

That's okay.  I'm used to not getting a little help from my friends.

That isn't it though. I already said I was gonna ease up. I'll only come down hard if I see somemore of that pseudoscience.

I realized I didn't like being a hypocrite. Remember what an emo fuck I was when I first came along?

One of the great things about reforming yourself is the ability to shit on the heads of others.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Penumbral

#40
April 13, 2007, 06:50:24 AM
I remember when this sermon was first put up.

Im still working my jakes. But now im under the radar.

Dr. Cow Ass

#41
April 17, 2007, 07:42:03 PM
Why didn't you put this up when I bitched you out for being useless?
I bring the Spicy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
April 17, 2007, 07:53:07 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:42:03 PM
Why didn't you put this up when I bitched you out for being useless?

Because your opinion didn't really matter enough to make me bother?

And it matters less now.

So sorry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dr. Cow Ass

#43
April 17, 2007, 07:55:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 07:53:07 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:42:03 PM
Why didn't you put this up when I bitched you out for being useless?

Because your opinion didn't really matter enough to make me bother?

And it matters less now.

So sorry.

Then why did you make an entire thread for me?
I bring the Spicy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
April 17, 2007, 07:57:07 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:55:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 17, 2007, 07:53:07 PM
Quote from: Dr. Cow Ass on April 17, 2007, 07:42:03 PM
Why didn't you put this up when I bitched you out for being useless?

Because your opinion didn't really matter enough to make me bother?

And it matters less now.

So sorry.

Then why did you make an entire thread for me?

Because you set yourself up to be a glorious punching bag, and I wanted to share.

I'm generous, like that.  8)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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