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Started by Payne, March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM

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Payne

March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
My introduction.

Yowza! Im a total noob, having only read PD, very quickly, and a couple RAW bks while totally zonked.

My chat will be boring and inane.

I hail from Stonerhaven in Scotland, consider myself a drunken bum with various unsavoury addictions and habits, a speaker of shite and general waste of space.

Where N=Cabbage, I am N+1. Maybe.

Flame me....

LMNO

#1
March 28, 2007, 07:02:03 PM
Another Scot?

There goes the neighborhood.


Oh, and Hi.  Welcome, and make yourself comfortable.

Check the Black Iron Prison forum to see what we're into these days.

B_M_W

#2
March 28, 2007, 07:03:23 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
My introduction.

Yowza! Im a total noob, having only read PD, very quickly, and a couple RAW bks while totally zonked.

My chat will be boring and inane.

I hail from Stonerhaven in Scotland, consider myself a drunken bum with various unsavoury addictions and habits, a speaker of shite and general waste of space.

Where N=Cabbage, I am N+1. Maybe.

Flame me....

Actually, I don't find anything in your first post that annoys me. Its coherent, with complete sentences (for the most part), punctuation, good grammar, it doesn't ramble, and it has multiple return spaces.

Welcome to PD.com. Please do not feed the animals.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

P3nT4gR4m

#3
March 28, 2007, 07:03:33 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#4
March 28, 2007, 07:04:33 PM
if it helps, im actually the bearer of a canadian passport as well as the plague.

I only live here for my sins.

Cramulus

#5
March 28, 2007, 07:05:03 PM
Welcome Payne!

Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
My chat will be boring and inane.

thank gawd. It'll be a pleasant change from the sparkling gems of personality you'll find around here.

Messier Undertree

#6
March 28, 2007, 07:05:21 PM
We annexed Canada years ago.

B_M_W

#7
March 28, 2007, 07:06:28 PM
Quote from: davedim on March 28, 2007, 07:05:21 PM
We annexed Canada years ago.

They don't quite realize it yet though. We'll grind it into them eventually.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Thurnez Isa

#8
March 28, 2007, 07:08:36 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on March 28, 2007, 07:06:28 PM
Quote from: davedim on March 28, 2007, 07:05:21 PM
We annexed Canada years ago.

They don't quite realize it yet though. We'll grind it into them eventually.

trust me... we don't notice much

welcome Payne
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

LMNO

#9
March 28, 2007, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 28, 2007, 07:05:03 PM
Welcome Payne!

Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
My chat will be boring and inane.

thank gawd. It'll be a pleasant change from the sparkling gems of personality you'll find around here.  :p


The Good Reverend Roger

#10
March 28, 2007, 07:22:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM
My introduction.

Yowza! Im a total noob, having only read PD, very quickly, and a couple RAW bks while totally zonked.

My chat will be boring and inane.

I hail from Stonerhaven in Scotland, consider myself a drunken bum with various unsavoury addictions and habits, a speaker of shite and general waste of space.

Where N=Cabbage, I am N+1. Maybe.

Flame me....

Um.  Where's the 23 jabbering?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#11
March 28, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
23, blah blah blah, mystical 17 etc blah, 5 testicles on the right hand path of magic. blah.

personally, reading illuminatus trilogy while stoned turned me off all the numerology. that and jim carrey.

LMNO

#12
March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER:  ...And Payne gets another 3 points!  Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.


However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.

B_M_W

#13
March 28, 2007, 07:44:07 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
23, blah blah blah, mystical 17 etc blah, 5 testicles on the right hand path of magic. blah.

personally, reading illuminatus trilogy while stoned turned me off all the numerology. that and jim carrey.

:lulz: I like this kid!
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

AFK

#14
March 28, 2007, 07:45:37 PM
Egad, we need to get Kaou Suu back to level out the Scot/New Englander ratio. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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