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Started by Payne, March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
March 28, 2007, 07:47:39 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:27:55 PM
23, blah blah blah, mystical 17 etc blah, 5 testicles on the right hand path of magic. blah.

personally, reading illuminatus trilogy while stoned turned me off all the numerology. that and jim carrey.

Welcome aboard, Payne.  From zero to biped in 3 posts.

I think that's a record.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#16
March 28, 2007, 07:47:56 PM
The Scottish Empire may or may not have been behind the ipbanz0rring of Kaou Suu

Now please to be leaving your landmass in an orderly fashion.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
March 28, 2007, 07:48:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER:  ...And Payne gets another 3 points!  Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.


However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.

Major Payne was the best movie of the 90s, you slob.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#18
March 28, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER:  ...And Payne gets another 3 points!  Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.


However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.

Yeah I know, see the thing is, before i was gettin about this bitch, i checked it, and everyone has the total inter(mittant)net masks on, with mondo bizzaro names.

Payne is my actual IRL last name. And it sux like my sheep...

LMNO

#19
March 28, 2007, 07:53:02 PM
Heh.  It's n00bs like this that keeps my sense of hope alive.



Dammit.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
March 28, 2007, 07:53:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER:  ...And Payne gets another 3 points!  Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.


However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.

Yeah I know, see the thing is, before i was gettin about this bitch, i checked it, and everyone has the total inter(mittant)net masks on, with mondo bizzaro names.

Payne is my actual IRL last name. And it sux like my sheep...

That won't do at all.


ADMINS!  Change this guy's moniker to "Funnymadeupchurchname"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#21
March 28, 2007, 07:53:36 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:51:32 PM

Payne is my actual IRL last name. And it sux like my sheep...


Fuck me - yuo really are from Stonehaven then?

Hows the extra fingers working out for ya?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#22
March 28, 2007, 07:58:47 PM
The extra finger was bitten off recently in an encounter involving real hot twins.

I was told goats will eat anything, but did i listen???

P3nT4gR4m

#23
March 28, 2007, 08:00:08 PM
ROFL - Welcome to my board dude!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
March 28, 2007, 08:01:01 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 28, 2007, 08:00:08 PM
ROFL - Welcome to my board dude!

Is it your board this week?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#25
March 28, 2007, 08:04:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER:  ...And Payne gets another 3 points!  Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.


However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.

Yeah I know, see the thing is, before i was gettin about this bitch, i checked it, and everyone has the total inter(mittant)net masks on, with mondo bizzaro names.

Payne is my actual IRL last name. And it sux like my sheep...

Is your real first name Bach? 

Oh, and the rest of you can fuck off.  Thank you very much.   :D
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
March 28, 2007, 08:05:08 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 28, 2007, 08:04:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 28, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 07:36:32 PM
ANNOUNCER:  ...And Payne gets another 3 points!  Folks, this kid is just rocketing up the charts.


However, your screename reminds me of an extremely bad Wayans bros. movie.

Yeah I know, see the thing is, before i was gettin about this bitch, i checked it, and everyone has the total inter(mittant)net masks on, with mondo bizzaro names.

Payne is my actual IRL last name. And it sux like my sheep...

Is your real first name Bach? 

Oh, and the rest of you can fuck off.  Thank you very much.   :D

REMINDER:  I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#27
March 28, 2007, 08:06:03 PM
pretty please???
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
March 28, 2007, 08:06:35 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#29
March 28, 2007, 08:07:58 PM
tease. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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