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Started by Genocide Device, March 30, 2007, 12:38:50 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#60
March 31, 2007, 01:14:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 30, 2007, 06:35:14 PM
We need to put guns into the hands of fetuses!

Will I be able to vote for you as president of the world sometime soon?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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theCalmpsychopath

#61
March 31, 2007, 02:07:55 PM
i'll vote for him  :lulz:
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

Genocide Device

#62
April 01, 2007, 12:27:28 AM
Admittedly I was just being silly there,Ķ and it,Äôs a Winchester 30.6,Ķ not the model 70 but the remake from the model 70,Ķ I was also being silly when I said I carried it but I believe this weapon does only exist to kill people.

When I comes right down to it this government will not have to march on its people with force,Ķ there is enough apathy here for them to just stroll over us,Ķ it makes you think in that respect that it is the American apathy that create the divide I spoke of but now the people in charge no longer have to worry about our apathy when even those of us who speak out are never even heard.  Biggest point was the last march on school of the Americas,Ķ once again unaired by any major news source.  :sad:
Coffee: the old prozac

Triple Zero

#63
April 01, 2007, 01:13:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 30, 2007, 06:35:14 PM
We need to put guns into the hands of fetuses!

HIMEOBS - IT ARMS THE BABY (W/LASERGUIDED UTERUS)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Genocide Device

#64
April 01, 2007, 08:55:57 PM
HIMEOBS - it explains the running gag?
Coffee: the old prozac

tyrannosaurus vex

#65
April 01, 2007, 09:02:05 PM
HIMEOBS is no running gag.

it's a ball gag, and it's electrified. the only thing it runs is with scissors.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Payne

#66
April 01, 2007, 09:08:48 PM
And it has buttons all over it that launch nuclear armegeddon, and it rolls around guided by super high secret technologies...

And it doesn't exist if you know whats good for you.

hunter s.durden

#67
April 01, 2007, 10:34:48 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on April 01, 2007, 08:55:57 PM
HIMEOBS - it explains the running gag?

Bah!

GD, Payne is your new squad leader. He'll teach you everything. He'll teach you how to pee (and spell).
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#68
April 02, 2007, 12:20:56 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 01, 2007, 09:08:48 PM


And it doesn't exist if you know whats good for you.

New motto.  :lulz::mittens::lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Genocide Device

#69
April 02, 2007, 02:24:35 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 01, 2007, 10:34:48 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on April 01, 2007, 08:55:57 PM
HIMEOBS - it explains the running gag?

Bah!

GD, Payne is your new squad leader. He'll teach you everything. He'll teach you how to pee (and spell).

no thanks... i chose life.
Coffee: the old prozac

Payne

#70
April 02, 2007, 02:29:39 AM
Wise choice private, now drop and give me twenty!!! All hail the Emperor and his works!!!





...Just kidding, the Emperor isn't really real, and I am not involved with HIMEOBS, because it doesn't exist. I therefore transfer your commission to hunter s. durden.

Genocide Device

#71
April 02, 2007, 02:36:03 AM
Payne,Ķ if you can spell more consistently than a third I got to give you props already.  You should read the posting I made in bring and brag,Ķ you will get what I mean.
Coffee: the old prozac

B_M_W

#72
April 02, 2007, 02:42:59 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 02, 2007, 02:29:39 AM
Wise choice private, now drop and give me twenty!!! All hail the Emperor and his works!!!





...Just kidding, the Emperor isn't really real, and I am not involved with HIMEOBS, because it doesn't exist. I therefore transfer your commission to hunter s. durden.

And His Imperial Majesty, who does not exist, would preffer that title over Emperor.

Of course, there is no HIM, or HIMEOBS, thus the insistance is moot.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Payne

#73
April 02, 2007, 02:45:07 AM
Indeed. Let it be so!

The Good Reverend Roger

#74
April 02, 2007, 03:44:57 AM
Quote from: Genocide Device on April 02, 2007, 02:24:35 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 01, 2007, 10:34:48 PM
Quote from: Genocide Device on April 01, 2007, 08:55:57 PM
HIMEOBS - it explains the running gag?

Bah!

GD, Payne is your new squad leader. He'll teach you everything. He'll teach you how to pee (and spell).

no thanks... i chose life.

Your innocence proves nothing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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