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Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.

Started by Ambassador KAOS, March 30, 2007, 11:06:08 AM

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March 30, 2007, 11:06:08 AM Last Edit: March 30, 2007, 11:26:58 AM by Ambassador KAOS
Preface: This isn't targetted it's just a bullet rant.

1) Don't believe in your own bullshit.

2) Don't believe in any bullshit you don't site as necessary for your continued existence.  

3)Undermine the bullshit you site as necessary whenever possible.

4) Don't eat the bullshit that is presented to you without first killing it and performing a detailed autopsy and disection, and then...

5) Believe in your own bullshit.

In this rant the term bullshit can be interpreted to be many things but I found "perceptions" and "grids" were the first ones that came to me.

Other substitutions you used and liked?

AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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Lies

#1
March 30, 2007, 11:40:39 AM
I call bullshit on this thread. :lulz:

And everyone here whos read the parable of the sacred bull knows just how great bullshit is.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

guest7654

#2
March 30, 2007, 11:45:19 AM
I say its a bunch of horseshit.  Bullshit smells better...

Ambassador KAOS

#3
March 30, 2007, 01:13:20 PM
le sigh.
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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Lies

#4
March 30, 2007, 01:42:13 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 11:06:08 AM
Preface: This isn't targetted it's just a bullet rant.

1) Don't believe in your own bullshit.

2) Don't believe in any bullshit you don't site as necessary for your continued existence.  


I got as far as this and became enlightened :mrgreen:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Ambassador KAOS

#5
March 30, 2007, 01:48:06 PM
I just found some enlightenment in my pants, but that's me.
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



NEWS:  Principia Discordia dot com:  Now with 90% less Ambassador KAOS!

LMNO

#6
March 30, 2007, 04:08:47 PM
For the record, it's spelled "cite".

And Lys is right about the Sacred Bull.

Ambassador KAOS

#7
March 30, 2007, 04:14:08 PM
I knew it was one of those two, time for me to pick the dictionary back up it seems.

AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



NEWS:  Principia Discordia dot com:  Now with 90% less Ambassador KAOS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
March 30, 2007, 05:24:47 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ambassador KAOS

#9
March 30, 2007, 09:43:49 PM
dance davey dance!!! :troll:

this is davey doing the I hate akk dance.

he's pretty scary.
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



NEWS:  Principia Discordia dot com:  Now with 90% less Ambassador KAOS!

Idem

#10
March 30, 2007, 09:46:27 PM
Don't be surprised if you get banned, actually.

Ambassador KAOS

#11
March 30, 2007, 09:52:32 PM
for posting a rant targetted at taliking about subversion?

seems kinda harsh.
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



NEWS:  Principia Discordia dot com:  Now with 90% less Ambassador KAOS!

Lies

#12
March 30, 2007, 09:55:00 PM
I dont *think* he was talking about you AKK, for once.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Idem

#13
March 30, 2007, 09:56:42 PM
I was talking about looooooooooooooooongcat lover over here.

Messier Undertree

#14
March 30, 2007, 09:59:06 PM
:lulz:

You think I went too far?
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