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A rolling moss gets stoned.
« on: March 31, 2007, 12:25:52 am »
Once upon a time there was you.
Full of ideals and cleverness.
Then, the wall hit you.
And when you awoke.
And started to look around.
You found that you really hadn't ever been going anywhere. 

this is a true story. 

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2007, 05:49:23 am »
LOL WHUT?

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2007, 11:53:24 am »
I suddenly feel like remorselessly dying in a bed full of dead rose petals.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2007, 12:49:32 pm »
THREAD'S ALREADY IN THE CRAPPER.   :lulz:

WELL, IT WAS BEFORE, BUT STILL...

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2007, 02:06:29 pm »
THREAD'S ALREADY IN THE CRAPPER.   :lulz:

WELL, IT WAS BEFORE, BUT STILL...

Does that mean that I win, sorta?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2007, 09:03:09 pm »
dead puppies in the dumpster
your kitty in the well
your mother is drunk on the couch
your papa's in a cell

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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2007, 06:06:51 pm »
an ode or two

sitting on the beach
feeling the sun on my cheek
this dead seagull next to me
is really starting to reek

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2007, 10:18:00 pm »
dead puppies in the dumpster
your kitty in the well
your mother is drunk on the couch
your papa's in a cell

I like that one. Good meter.


Minutia: Personally, I think it'd flow better as "your mother's".

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2007, 02:54:00 pm »
Oh oh, I want a go at stupid poems.

I had a a white son once.
Now he is black.
5 minutes to long
in the microwave.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2007, 05:42:36 pm »
one out of five
does not warrant half an ass

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2007, 07:35:35 pm »
life seems peachy keen
especially when your girl
says that you were the best
too bad your name isn't Johnny

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2007, 03:27:13 am »
There's a baby in a bucket of bleach
On a shelf
Just out of my reach
I can't hear him scream
He's drowning

In chlorinated water.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2007, 08:57:47 pm »
once upon a time
i walked in on my mom doing the mailman
he told me to get lost
have you seen me?

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2007, 05:53:11 pm »
one day this vegetarian pissed me off
so i put him through the meatgrinder

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Re: A rolling moss gets stoned.
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2007, 09:30:33 pm »
its raining again outside
my girl is getting stir crazy
apparently sixteen hours of hungry hungry hippos
doesn't constitue meaningful interaction