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Freedom and rights: some thoughts

Started by B_M_W, March 23, 2007, 09:13:35 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Michal on March 28, 2007, 07:57:16 PM
I've tried "poomp", and she's decided that she'll dock my allowance if she hears me swearing, or hears any swearwords in my music.

*snarls, paces in cage*

Use "encopresis".

It's technically a medical term.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Michal

I will celebrate with a "grand finale" that will have my town talking for months.

Also, I am fond of the term "achalasiac". Google it. 8)
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Michal on March 28, 2007, 08:06:14 PM
I will celebrate with a "grand finale" that will have my town talking for months.


Be careful.  She's still going to be your mother for another 40 years or so.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Michal

She's 56.

Also, I fully intend to have as little to do with her as is possible, there have been injustices committed, to say the least.

I'm thinking of something involving lots of rainbow confetti, glue, and... well, the precise target has yet to be determined.:?
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Cramulus

Quote from: Michal on March 28, 2007, 08:06:14 PM
Also, I am fond of the term "achalasiac". Google it. 8)

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Michal on March 28, 2007, 08:14:12 PM
She's 56.

Also, I fully intend to have as little to do with her as is possible, there have been injustices committed, to say the least.

I'm thinking of something involving lots of rainbow confetti, glue, and... well, the precise target has yet to be determined.:?

Why burn a bridge when you can blow it up, eh?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Michal

Something like that.

It's more that I've been itching to commit some massive asshattery for a very long time, and this provides a perfect opportunity. I hate this place, and most of the people in it, so asshattery there shall be.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Michal on March 28, 2007, 08:28:30 PM
Something like that.

It's more that I've been itching to commit some massive asshattery for a very long time, and this provides a perfect opportunity. I hate this place, and most of the people in it, so asshattery there shall be.

Why wait?  Stealth asshattery is more fun, anyway.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on March 28, 2007, 08:35:04 PM
She probably has a curfew.

So what?  The best asshattery is done in broad daylight.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Michal

Oh, I can stay out as late as I want, and go anywhere I want.

Provided I'm with people she sees as "credible".

Which precludes all of my friends that are into this sort of "fun".

I was gone for an afternoon once (she didn't find my note) and she rounded up a bunch of yahoos to act as a "search party" when all I'd done was go to the store and spent the afternoon with a friend drinking coffee and watching DVDs at her house. I got in trouble because she didn't see the note I'd stuck on the front door, which doesn't strike me as something I should be blamed for.

That, and a lot of things I will not detail publicly, involving actions meant to shame and demean me.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Michal on March 28, 2007, 08:42:29 PM
Oh, I can stay out as late as I want, and go anywhere I want.

Provided I'm with people she sees as "credible".

Which precludes all of my friends that are into this sort of "fun".

Then your friends need to learn to blend in.

Every good asshat should be credible as hell on the outside, able to attend Baptist BBQs without raising any eyebrows, yet seething with hate and malice for all things "normal" on the inside.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Michal

I think I've found one who's trainable.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

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Quote from: Random Probability on March 27, 2007, 11:32:45 PM
Hey, Netaungrot.  Why don't you go see what you can fit in your ass?

Just saying.....

Kill yourself, fuck the body.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Random Probability

Quote from: Netaungrot on April 01, 2007, 09:26:27 PM
Quote from: Random Probability on March 27, 2007, 11:32:45 PM
Hey, Netaungrot.  Why don't you go see what you can fit in your ass?

Just saying.....

Kill yourself, fuck the body.
That is so last week...

How do you think I got to this state of existence?