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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 02, 2007, 07:05:29 PM

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Jenne

I really really doubt he's as simple as he acts, either.  I think he's a pretty intelligent yet politically crafty person.  But then, it's just REALLY hard for me to trust that "nice guy" act.

Elder Iptuous

He seems like any other baptist preacher that i had the pleasure of sitting through while growing up....

Requia ☣

Quote from: Zenpeanut on January 23, 2009, 06:54:56 AM


Makes me wish I had bottles of blood in my car in case of a transfusion...

So he's got armor, weapons, a CIA trained driver, and a fire suppression system.

All of which is ruined, because he isn't wearing his seatbelt.
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LMNO

Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2009, 08:43:34 PM
Huckabee may suck as a person and as a politician, but apparently the man can play the bass really damn well.


I think RWHN would appreciate that his band is called "Capitol Offence".

Iason Ouabache

I just noticed something else about that presidential limo pic.  Why would the president ever have to pay a toll?  He's the fucking president!
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Quote from: LMNO on January 28, 2009, 01:38:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2009, 08:43:34 PM
Huckabee may suck as a person and as a politician, but apparently the man can play the bass really damn well.


I think RWHN would appreciate that his band is called "Capitol Offence".

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.  The Huckster seems to have the same appreciation for dry and awful humor that I do.  But I must emphatically decree that's all that we have in common.   :argh!:
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Sir Squid Diddimus

i would so hang out with that guy.
how much you wanna bet he'd help out with a postergasm, hmm?

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I like our President

I can't help it. It's fucking terrible.
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Pariah

Quote from: Squid-diddle on February 01, 2009, 05:44:20 AM
i would so hang out with that guy.
how much you wanna bet he'd help out with a postergasm, hmm?

Holy shit that would be funny! All around the Capitol and Stuff!
We have some recruiting to do folks
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Sir Squid Diddimus

it would be quite hilarious if an agent of himeobs wrote to the white house via e-mail and recruited the prez for secret missions.
of course they don't exist so this will never happen.
ever.

Cainad (dec.)

:spittake:

"Mr. President, the Secretary of the Army is on the line..."

"Not right now, man! We're pwning the fuck out of these Neo-Nazis, and within the hour we're going to start imagebombing with our alt accounts! Also, did you implement Gender 32 against the entire Middle East like I said?"

"Yes, actually... that's what the Secretary wants to talk about, as a matter of fact."

"Hah! I told you it would be awesome!"

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After the success of the Colbert project I offer my bodyweight in grapes to the first person who convinces Obama to include the phrase "for great justice" in his next public address.

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