Pie or Cake?

[LMNO]

Scotch > Pie/Cake

[Cramulus]

well... yeah that's true. I concede on that point.

[Richter]

Scotch > Pie/Cake

True.  This is like saying blowjobs trump in a swingset vs. monkeybars arguement, though.  THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LEAGUE!  I mean, deciding whether I prefer pendulum motion to brachiation, and the possibility of oral comes up instead. Fuck the playground yo.

(Condition:  I has to be good scotch, or someone good looking offering said blow.  I mean, if it's a dusty bottle from the cossack distilleries, or a toothless drifter who hasn't bathed since St. Louis, the answer, unequivocably, is "No."  For such a trump, we must presume a positive incarnation of scotch or suckoff.)

[Jasper]

Whenever I suggest we get scotch, people just give me this look like, what are we, old?    Fools.

[Eater of Clowns]

Whenever I suggest we get scotch, people just give me this look like, what are we, old?    Fools.

I suggested scotch to Richter and he started performing sexual acts on the ATM in hopes it would hasten its job and get us to the whisky faster.

[Richter]

That machine was asking for it.

Incidently, thanks to my birthday and my friends, I have bottles of Tomatin, Glenfidich, and Balvenie (all 12 year) at the apartment.  We need to have an Ornery Scotch Day sometime in December.

[Eater of Clowns]

I don't have much left of the cask strength Laphroaig left but we could kill that, and at 55% it doesn't take much anyway.   Depending on when in December I'd probably have another bottle to contribute.

[Richter]

Nice!  Let's work on this and see who else can be roped in. 

[leln]

Nice!  Let's work on this and see who else can be roped in. 

Did somebody mention a gathering involving scotch? I'll contribute money for booze and and bake something, unless Richter doesn't want family to witness the orneriness.

[Richter]

I'll be posting / alerting folks as to ideas and times elsewhere, so I don't threadjack.

[Jasper]

I want to fuse cake and pie somehow. Combine their virtues. 

A velvety icing.  Hard, flaky crust.  Fluffy, moist interior, with berries.  Ice cream on the side.

I think I can do it. 

[Sister Fracture]

I want to fuse cake and pie somehow. Combine their virtues. 

A velvety icing.  Hard, flaky crust.  Fluffy, moist interior, with berries.  Ice cream on the side.

I think I can do it. 

Don't you fucking steal MY idea, asswipe! I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER

[Jasper]

Have you PATENTED it?

  Because I will.

[Richter]

Can you patent food?  I'm confident you can copyright a distinct recipe, but I don't know if a patent would apply.

[Sister Fracture]

Goddammit. It was MY idea first. I WILL END YOU. I swear upon the dessicated dreams lining the street gutters of South Filth.