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Pie or Cake?

Started by theCalmpsychopath, April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM

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which is better Pie or Cake

Pie
Cake

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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tyrannosaurus vex

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mango.

of course both pie and cake are great and never to be scorned, YET, http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/pie/ clearly illustrates why pie is in every way superior 
However, i wonder if cake also falls in the category of pastry, since weebl and bob are bringin' pastry back :D

Jasper

I didn't know pastry needed to be brought back.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

As far as I can tell, pie is a crust with a filling. The vast strength of pie lies in the fact that with a little imagination, anything can be made into pie. Cream pie with a cake crust, for instance, is pie. My friend Pete and I have a pie project, and here is a partial list of our pies:

Tofu pie
Egg salad sandwich pie
Strawberry jello pie
French toast pie
Potato salad pie
Deviled egg pie
Peanut butter cookie pie
Bacon & egg pie
Veggie pot pie (salad top)
Tuna salad pie
French fry pie
Hamburger pie
Hot dog pie
Chili pie
Snickers bar pie
home fry pie
Omelet pie
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

ok seeing that list, i'm sure you'll agree that cake is superior because there is no such abomination as a hamburger cake.

wait, you're americans.

i bet you sickos can come up with with something.

i got a tip for you: cover it in batter and deepfry it.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: triple zero on February 18, 2008, 10:42:45 PM
ok seeing that list, i'm sure you'll agree that cake is superior because there is no such abomination as a hamburger cake.

wait, you're americans.

i bet you sickos can come up with with something.

i got a tip for you: cover it in batter and deepfry it.

I'm making one for my next dinner party, thank you for the suggestion!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper

Quote from: triple zero on February 18, 2008, 10:42:45 PM
ok seeing that list, i'm sure you'll agree that cake is superior because there is no such abomination as a hamburger cake.

wait, you're americans.

i bet you sickos can come up with with something.

i got a tip for you: cover it in batter and deepfry it.

You can make anything into pie.

eta:  So we have to assume that pie can be infinitely good and infinitely bad, invalidating the whole argument.

Thread over, stop posting ITT.

Chairman Risus

No, just out of spite.

LMNO

Flan.









That's right, FLAN.


Darth Cupcake

Oh god, I love flan.

And creme brulee. Mmmmm.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

FLAN, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Jasper

But which is it?  Cake or pie?

LMNO


Cain

Compromise time.  Instead of pie or cake, we should combine the two.

I name this new dish..... PIKE!