ITT: Famous Last Words

[NOVA]

This food tastes funny.

[Bob Fossil]

Damn, I wish I would've loaded that pipe.

[Bu🤠ns]

"Oh look! A penny quarter!!"

fxxd for relevance.

[Cramulus]

If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?



aaaand
BANG!

I'd say SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK how did you time it so that I died just as I was about to bump this thread?

[Jasper]

"THE OCEANS WILL RISE!  THE CITIES WILL CRUMBLE!  POGS WILL COME BACK!"

OR

"The cure for cancer is-arrrg!"

(Stolen from SMBC)

[Rumckle]

"Shot through the heart,
And you're to blame"


ETA:
"I guess I should have watched my backspace"

[the dreadful hours]

i'm happy

[AFK]

"Imma gonna let you finish dying old man but I'm about to have the best heart attack of all time!"

[themenniss]

WHAT? A POT??!?!?1

[Don Coyote]

well...

[AFK]

Well why the fuck do you keep the rat poison next to the barbecue sauce? 

[Dean]

Bitch! You don't even know how to use a skillet!

*skillet THWACK*

*revenge achieved, freedom achieved*

[the dreadful hours]

im flying to arkansas

[Jasper]

Death By Assasination - Achievement Unlocked

[Fujikoma]

Ok, now it's YOUR turn.