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ITT: Famous Last Words

Started by Cramulus, April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM

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zen_magick

It's a tie between two for me:

1. "Hold my beer and check this shit out!"

2. "Could you please remove that from my ass before the ambulance arrives?"
   
The second is due to a good Protestant upbringing after all a gentleman should preserve a modicum of decorum even in death.

Blow my Mind or Blow Me!

KaaosovCyn

Okay I now see that you have placed this glock against my head.... damn it Eris, I told you not to play hostage with me... (She begins to laugh her-stare-ick-all-lee or something similar or something.)
Sarcastically Eris pulls the trigger and BOOMTIME happens...

Slurrealist

Do you have a Bardo Thodol nearby?
"You're free, and freedom is beautiful. It will take time to restore chaos...but we will..."

Fujikoma

This is how we handle such things in my hometown, sheer, redneck stupidity, and a shitload of duct-tape.

Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

I've upped my game. So, up yours.

Doktor Howl

"The manual didn't say SHIT about THIS."
Molon Lube

Brother Mythos

Rock and roll will never die.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

I've upped my game. So, up yours.

TastyCle

In fact I am immune to steam rollers.
Very painful to get rid of, why even bother.

Brother Mythos

Two and a wake-up. Two and a wake-up.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

I've upped my game. So, up yours.

Brother Mythos

I didn't start it, he did.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

I've upped my game. So, up yours.

Don Coyote

"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus

The Johnny

Quote from: Don Coyote on July 06, 2019, 11:53:00 PM
"I'm in a cult. It seems to be going well." - Professor Cramulus

:lol:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Brother Mythos

I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

I've upped my game. So, up yours.

chaotic neutral observer

Since you gave me time to both arm the bomb, and say some last words, I'm guessing you're not with the guild.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Brother Mythos

Yes, those pants do make you look fat.
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

I've upped my game. So, up yours.