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Started by Cramulus, April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM

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Not Red Ame

#75
May 23, 2007, 12:18:19 AM
"Bullets!! My one weakness! How did you know?!"


theCalmpsychopath

#76
May 23, 2007, 03:35:00 AM
"Hey you!!! .....aww fuck i can't think of anything funny.........just get it over with already"
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

Cramulus

#77
May 23, 2007, 03:48:46 AM
"I can't believe I got shot while reading this exact thread!"

saint aini

#78
May 23, 2007, 04:47:05 AM
"I kind of preferred cyanide, but lead will do."
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Triple Zero

#79
May 23, 2007, 10:04:08 AM
"no .. (pant) .. srsly .. this .. (groan) .. scottish guy ... assured .. (pant) .. me you can't .. fuck to the .. (groan) .. death, .. you .. just pass ou-- .. grlgl frlplp."

*BONK*
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#80
May 23, 2007, 03:00:01 PM
"I can't believe it's not butter!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#81
May 23, 2007, 03:46:09 PM

hunter s.durden

#82
May 23, 2007, 03:50:53 PM
 :lulz:

I believe you would make a graphic whilst in the throes of death.

You're that dedicated.
This space for rent.

saint aini

#83
May 24, 2007, 03:45:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbHpVVXFK0s&mode=related&search=

"Lightning doesn't make it severe. It's barely even rain."

You can imagine what happens next.  Too bad it wasn't fatal.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Mourning Star

#84
June 05, 2007, 12:29:30 PM
"Arthur Fucking Dent?"

Cain

#85
June 05, 2007, 03:47:47 PM
"I never even stopped being a n00b....."  :sad:

AFK

#86
June 05, 2007, 03:59:04 PM
"Huh, I guess I am allergic to peanuts..."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#87
June 05, 2007, 04:06:37 PM
"What did you mean by 10 seconds left to live once it enters my blood stream?"
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#88
June 05, 2007, 04:09:56 PM
"No, sorry, I meant to say you will be inheriting 10 million ducks."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

#89
June 05, 2007, 04:13:53 PM
"Give me sammich bags and rubber bands or give me death!"
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.
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